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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > GBS HAPPINESS TIPS ARE BACK: Turn that frown upside down [56k come on in]
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Cuniculous
Apr 23, 2007

kill people burn shit fuck school

Dragonstoned posted:

Do you want to come over, share a blanket and watch...


:unsmigghh:

That sounds like a real nice time, buddy.

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Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

 :unsmith::hf::unsmith:

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Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
 get drunk every night, happiness life hack

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onedayholiday
Dec 6, 2013

Grimey Drawer
compulsively masturbate your cares away

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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
Hate everything and yourself until there's nothing left to hate, thus rendering the only remaining things things that you can love

worked for me

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Zippy the Bummer posted:

get drunk every night, happiness life hack
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Moola
Aug 16, 2006
 kill yoself

cant be sad if your dead lol!!!

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ-YYD--_zw

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Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

N. Senada posted:

I don't know, have you tried having sex with me!

whoa

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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Juanito posted:

whoa
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ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

A Keg posted:

My GBS happiness tip for the day is: Watch a black and white movie with a friend

Dragonstoned posted:

oh...

:smith:

That's OK, Dragonstoned. If you have no friends and are feeling alone/depressed/suicidal just watch Dancer In The Dark.
It'll cheer you right up! :iamafag:

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
show me just the tips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo
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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

 hi mr keg man op if you were a bar, by the time i was done with you your nuts would be destroyed and stools would be lying everywhere if you know what i mean

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super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014

plumper fuckbus posted:

My GBS happiness tip for the day is: Jerk off to increasingly more extreme pornography every day until you find yourself masturbating in front of the Wendy's drive through to get your kicks.

I would counterpoint this by suggesting setting aside just ONE day a week to masturbate. Its a great way to learn self-control, discipline, you'll find you have more energy during the day, and that first load you drop after letting it build up for six days? :gizz: Whoah!

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