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fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
lol @ these goons thinkiing you can get ur dick in a vagina while in doggy? stop watching so much porn and welocme to real life, the butthole is the only one that works like that

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gorki
Aug 9, 2014

Prodigal T-REX posted:

lol @ these goons thinkiing you can get ur dick in a vagina while in doggy? stop watching so much porn and welocme to real life, the butthole is the only one that works like that

i am sorry to hear about ur micropenis :sympathy: (we still think of u as a man u don't need to be angry)

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Prodigal T-REX posted:

lol @ these goons thinkiing you can get ur dick in a vagina while in doggy? stop watching so much porn and welocme to real life, the butthole is the only one that works like that

lol @ these goons thinking that ladies have more than one hole

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Prodigal T-REX posted:

lol @ these goons thinkiing you can get ur dick in a vagina while in doggy? stop watching so much porn and welocme to real life, the butthole is the only one that works like that

Maybe for you scrubs who can't manage proper form because you have poo poo legs:nws:

GF says she loves anal cause she gets an orgasm but without a pesky wang in the way to let it really do whatever it does on her insides.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Trixie Hardcore posted:

lol @ these goons thinking that ladies have more than one hole

change your name to Cloacal Fingerblaster

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

LethalGeek posted:

Maybe for you scrubs who can't manage proper form because you have poo poo legs:nws:

GF says she loves anal cause she gets an orgasm but without a pesky wang in the way to let it really do whatever it does on her insides.

thanks hotleela !

samizdat
Dec 3, 2008

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

I didn't know this was A Thing until I was having a chat with this girl at work.

Where the gently caress do you work?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
sometimes co workers talk about sex dude

samizdat
Dec 3, 2008

Robo Reagan posted:

sometimes co workers talk about sex dude

I've worked at some informal places but never found myself in the anal orgasm watercooler conversation

Gihon
Jan 9, 2014

InsanityIsCrazy posted:

thanks hotleela !

someone should tell her not to sign her posts

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

women have had orgasms while i was having anal sex with them but i don't think it's because of any particular skill or anything

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Samuel posted:

That's not entirely true, there's "sometimes" shared sensitivity in the butt. I see a pattern with my dates though, that ones that have more clitoral sensitivity instead of vaginal also tend to like anal more often. Again you can't really expect every girl to like anal, and then expect that subgroup to actually be able to orgasm from stimulation there. Chances aren't high that you'll easily find what you're looking for.

Also this, whenever you think you're using enough, use more.
What is this in response to? I was answering the question in the thread title. I have no experience giving women anal orgasms, but experience giving them to dudes.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

LethalGeek posted:

Maybe for you scrubs who can't manage proper form because you have poo poo legs:nws:

GF says she loves anal cause she gets an orgasm but without a pesky wang in the way to let it really do whatever it does on her insides.

Bulldog is an elite tier position imho. Technically it's an easy position with a solid payoff for the receiver but drat have I had a lot of guys start out great & then start loving all erratic because they don't have sufficient thigh strength stamina. It's like your dick is writing a check that your rear end can't cash.

Everyday can't be chest day at the gym, switch it up.

Also, here's a Katy Perry song about anal:
:nws: http://youtu.be/ainJZE0vSyQ?t=51s :nws:

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 687 days!)

my dick is too big for deep penetration positions like doggy/bulldog whatever

thanks for listening to my problems

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Bulldog is an elite tier position imho. Technically it's an easy position with a solid payoff for the receiver but drat have I had a lot of guys start out great & then start loving all erratic because they don't have sufficient thigh strength stamina. It's like your dick is writing a check that your rear end can't cash.

Everyday can't be chest day at the gym, switch it up.

Also, here's a Katy Perry song about anal:
:nws: http://youtu.be/ainJZE0vSyQ?t=51s :nws:

Garfunkle and Oates did it better.

:siren: :nws: :siren:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY

Clitch fucked around with this message at 09:19 on Sep 5, 2014

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
just don't let her piss on you, whatev yiou do

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Nov 7, 2005

unbelievable sex tales

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