I didn't know this was A Thing until I was having a chat with this girl at work. Apparently she gets off best when her BF (who she hates) is doing her doggystyle, I was thinking about asking her out but I don't know enough about Butt Stuff to feel confident in bed with a girl this experienced.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 06:01 |
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Just go for it
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 06:02 |
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Doggy doesn't have to be in the rear end bro, but double check with your mom.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 06:02 |
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the best way to test the waters is with a finger
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 06:02 |
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do what i call "checking the oil" first.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 06:04 |
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girls that like butt stuff are keepers. its cool you can do "butt stuff" and "regular stuff" all at once woah wow
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 06:05 |
Sire Oblivion posted:Doggy doesn't have to be in the rear end bro, but double check with your mom. Thats what it is, otherwise you wouldn't be able to "reach"
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 06:06 |
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tell her you're Lord Waffle Beard while you're inside her, that'll finish her off
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 06:06 |
Sire Oblivion posted:Doggy doesn't have to be in the rear end bro, but double check with your mom.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 06:06 |
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Lord Waffle Beard posted:Thats what it is, otherwise you wouldn't be able to reach wtf does that mean
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 06:07 |
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butt orgasms are superior to dick orgasms imo. idk about woman orgasms tho
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 06:09 |
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Lord Waffle Beard posted:Thats what it is, otherwise you wouldn't be able to reach Yeah, what the hell are you talking about here?
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 06:10 |
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gotta hit her prostate, OP. works every time.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 06:11 |
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lol i forgot lord waffel beard thinks you can only do anal if you're doing it doggy style.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 06:11 |
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the best way to do it is jam your entire arm up to your elbow in her rear end in a top hat and feel around with your fingers for the spots that get her going
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 06:12 |
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Christmas Miracle posted:lol i forgot lord waffel beard thinks you can only do anal if you're doing it doggy style. btw this is true and also if you're giving a man a blowjob you have to stick a finger in his rear end or it won't work
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 06:12 |
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my first GF was saving her virginity for the cucking so we only did rear end stuff and she makes the moust noise when you get above and stab down have fun!
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 06:13 |
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Christmas Miracle posted:btw this is true and also if you're giving a man a blowjob you have to stick a finger in his rear end or it won't work How else would you press the cum button when you want him to fire? It would be difficult to use your dick from that position.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 06:16 |
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I find it beat to go on a "practice run" with one of your bro friends before going live. It's not gay if you're gonna do it with a chick later
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 06:40 |
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Only on men. Sorry OP
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 06:43 |
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BloodThirster posted:I find it beat to go on a "practice run" with one of your bro friends before going live. It's not gay if you're gonna do it with a chick later tbh if you wanna be a competent top you gotta master bottoming first. stands to reason imo
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 06:44 |
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FuriousGeorge posted:gotta hit her prostate, OP. works every time. same
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 06:44 |
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Your mom loves it
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 06:45 |
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gently caress Your Website posted:Your mom loves it Thats what it is, otherwise you wouldn't be able to "reach"
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 06:48 |
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lord waffle beard
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 06:49 |
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ok i think im having a stroke right now because im about 80% sure this exact thread happened like a year ago
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 06:50 |
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Lord Waffle Beard posted:Thats what it is, otherwise you wouldn't be able to reach I feel like this is supposed to be a wink-wink, nudge-nudge thing but I don't get it. Explain please lord waffle beard.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 06:52 |
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hes sayinbg his peen isnt long enough to breach the butt cheeks and enter the anal hole if they are not bending over really far
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 06:55 |
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lonesomedwarf posted:Thats what it is, otherwise you wouldn't be able to "reach"
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 07:24 |
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 07:44 |
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lonesomedwarf posted:hes sayinbg his peen isnt long enough to breach the butt cheeks and enter the anal hole if they are not bending over really far That can't be be it because the pussy's below the butthole and if he went the other way the pussy's on the top, but the butthole is still easily accessible. Hence I don't get it. Edit: I see now the butt cheeks themselves are the gate that cannot be breached. Festus The Fetus fucked around with this message at 08:01 on Sep 4, 2014 |
# ? Sep 4, 2014 07:56 |
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Imagine four buttholes on the edge of a cliff..
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 08:08 |
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OP has only been with fat chicks
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 08:09 |
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Your dick just has to be really really really big OP just huge so big wow.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 08:10 |
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Or he thought the average penis size was 4 inches. It was very unsettling to him to learn this was not true
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 08:12 |
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i like a big girls butt, but its hard sometimes because you bounce off it when you dash at the butt hole
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 08:13 |
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i mean a girls butt that is big, like a big butt on a girl, a big girls butt, not the butt of a big girl, but maybe sometimes that too
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 08:14 |
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i have tons op
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 08:18 |
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stuff butts, smoke weed
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 08:26 |
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Hahahaha yeah women having orgasms like that's even possible
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 08:27 |