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Oh Long Johnson
Oct 22, 2010
My dad and I accidentally hit my brother's cat coming home one day and ran inside to tell him and acted like someone else did it. Still feel bad to this day but I could never tell him after this long :smith:

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SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
donc y dic

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
ask me a question and i will be 100% honest with you i know you've all been waiting for this opportunity

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
French Canadian women are the most sexually liberated and forward I have ever encountered. It may be because there is a shortage of men of marrying age due to an exodus for lack of work but the women pick up men at bars apparently

Cuniculous
Apr 23, 2007

kill people burn shit fuck school

CharlestonJew posted:

ask me a question and i will be 100% honest with you i know you've all been waiting for this opportunity

do you like having sex with french bulldogs?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

CharlestonJew posted:

ask me a question and i will be 100% honest with you i know you've all been waiting for this opportunity

Are you actually a Carolinian jew

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Cuniculous posted:

do you like having sex with french bulldogs?

nope i mean ive never tried it but id imagine it would not be a good experience and the dog would be very disappointed in my performance


mookface posted:

Are you actually a Carolinian jew

no

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Cuniculous posted:

Only message me if you like to talk about papillons and french bulldogs. A lot. Like, a whole lot.

french bulldogs shouldn't exist

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

CharlestonJew posted:

nope i mean ive never tried it but id imagine it would not be a good experience and the dog would be very disappointed in my performance


no

do you like Charleston chew and if so which flavour

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

mookface posted:

do you like Charleston chew and if so which flavour

ive never even seen a charleston chew irl, I have no idea how I know what a charleston chew is I just do

Cuniculous
Apr 23, 2007

kill people burn shit fuck school

Neurosis posted:

french bulldogs shouldn't exist

You probably like trash dogs, like labs and pit bulls.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
real talk: I would eat a dog if it was prepared and served to me

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Cuniculous posted:

You probably like trash dogs, like labs and pit bulls.

woah hey now let's not say things we can't take back

Greek Dog
Sep 17, 2014

by Ralp
I miss doobie

Cuniculous
Apr 23, 2007

kill people burn shit fuck school

CharlestonJew posted:

woah hey now let's not say things we can't take back

Since this is the honesty megathread, I can say in all honesty that every person who owns a lab or a pit bull should be shot.

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


sometimes I like to poke my fingertip into my cat's paw and am amused when he spreads out all his toes


Pls don't call peta

Xanax Madaway
Sep 9, 2014

I guess focused is good

mookface posted:

Ive had sex with two French Canadians

C'etait comment?

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Cuniculous posted:

Since this is the honesty megathread, I can say in all honesty that every person who owns a lab or a pit bull should be shot.

wow. honestly? im offended

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

CharlestonJew posted:

ask me a question and i will be 100% honest with you i know you've all been waiting for this opportunity

what's the creepiest thing you've done

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Gaunab posted:

what's the creepiest thing you've done

starred in a one-man show where I recreated every scene from Silence of the Lambs

Xanax Madaway
Sep 9, 2014

I guess focused is good

CharlestonJew posted:

starred in a one-man show where I recreated every scene from Silence of the Lambs

Wow that is just... awesome. I wasn't expecting this answer!

Did you use Goodbye Horses as a soundtrack?

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CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Xanax Madaway posted:

Wow that is just... awesome. I wasn't expecting this answer!

Did you use Goodbye Horses as a soundtrack?

nope. complete silence throughout

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