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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > A Thrilla In Gorilla as NFL Mandingos Suffer At The Hands of Modern Slavery
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Spunky Junior Reporter!
Jul 27, 2011

Fun Shoe
:69snypa:

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Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

what happened posted:

lol who the gently caress names their kid after dirt
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Digi_Kraken
Sep 4, 2011
 lol how timely of me

quote:

A Shoreham-Wading River football player died Wednesday from an injury sustained during a game, superintendent Steven Cohen confirmed in a statement.

Tom Cutinella, a 16-year-old junior, was injured during the third quarter from a hard hit during the team’s game at Elwood/John Glenn. He was transported to Huntington Hospital and the game was suspended.

“The Shoreham-Wading River Board of Education and Administration are truly devastated by this awful news and we all extend our deepest condolences to Tom’s family and friends during this difficult time,” Mr. Cohen wrote.

The injury occurred at about 5:45 p.m. and the ambulance left the field at 6:05 p.m.

get hosed, kiddo.
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Arrowsmith
Feb 6, 2006

SAGANISTA!

nomadologique posted:

actually this will make them hit each other less hard, reducing head injuries

They should legalize face-masking, horse-collaring, spearing, high-lows, clipping, and late hits.

The players will be more careful.

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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
guns should be intermittently dropped onto the field from the rafters. landmines will be placed randomly pregame. any violence off the field will merit punishment 10fold what it is now for not saving it for the game. aaron hernandez would be out on his rear end for too low of a body count. michael vick will be out on his rear end for not making humans fight to the death.

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

 who's the most beautiful NFL mandingo?

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Freemason Rush Week
Apr 22, 2006

Troon Flesh Mask posted:

lol how timely of me

get hosed, kiddo.



I take it back, more sportsball please.

Just only let rural white kids play, and rig them so when they get a serious enough brain injury it sets off a nuke that flattens their dumbfuck town.

Thanks guys, you're the best.

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
 stratego now thats a game

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Waroduce posted:

@weed thing
not really its still much more strict than any other weed policy. the level of a positive is super fuckin low compared to other sports. they went from like 50ng to 100ng.


aint poo poo
even smaller, like 15 to 35. but the punishments are more lax now so i hope every player is as high as i am when watching them

etalian posted:

who's the most beautiful NFL mandingo?
we have to pick ONE? :ohdear:

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