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Grate some dry dead skin from the sole of your feet onto your freshly made pasta.
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eggs go great on a lot of things egg in the soup egg on the burger egg on the floor you filthy animal
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Oct 8, 2014 22:52
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egg on your face is not just an expression you can actually use eggs this way
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Oct 8, 2014 22:56
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if you work at a big office and forget your lunch you can sample 1/10th of other peoples lunch to come up with a whole lunch for yourself.
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Oct 8, 2014 22:57
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numberoneposter posted:if you work at a big office and forget your lunch you can sample 1/10th of other peoples lunch to come up with a whole lunch for yourself. 
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Oct 8, 2014 23:00
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chips and salsa/dip is basically a salad recipe and therefor suitable for dinner
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Oct 8, 2014 23:01
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a hole-y ghost posted:the best part is youre helping them lose weight if they complain make your good intentions known and they will be appreciative
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Oct 8, 2014 23:05
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I put shredded cheese in scrambled eggs that were almost cooked and it was pretty amazing.
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Oct 8, 2014 23:18
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SilvergunSuperman posted:I put shredded cheese in scrambled eggs that were almost cooked and it was pretty amazing.
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Oct 8, 2014 23:21
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If you turn a pot upside down, lay some frozen steaks or burgers on it, and put another pot on to of them, they will thaw out in about 15 minutes.
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Oct 8, 2014 23:36
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microwave a lime/lemon that's been in your fridge for 15s and give it a good roll with your palm on a hard surface before juicing it. you'll get much more juice with way less effort
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Oct 8, 2014 23:43
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Dash O Pepper posted:microwave a lime/lemon that's been in your fridge for 15s and give it a good roll with your palm on a hard surface before juicing it. you'll get much more juice with way less effort I loving love SCIENCE!
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Oct 8, 2014 23:52
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you should party base your pet choice on how many meals you could get out of it during an emergency scenario
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Oct 8, 2014 23:54
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gonna spend some time at a friends house? use food beforehand so you can leave a huge dump in their toilet
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Oct 8, 2014 23:57
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have dirty windows? put food on them to give them a streak-free shine
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Oct 8, 2014 23:58
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gary oldmans diary posted:gonna spend some time at a friends house? use food beforehand so you can leave a huge dump in their toilet
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Oct 8, 2014 23:59
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if you have a floor drain with some stinky standing water in it you can pour food into it to create a barrier the smells wont be able to penetrate
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Oct 9, 2014 00:16
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adding food to your dogs meals will give it a healthy shiny coat
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Oct 9, 2014 00:17
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Most grocery stores can sell you almost whatever ingredients you need to make whatever dish is on your mind. BUT, did you know: They often carry canned or frozen versions of popular meals that are already made! AND they've been doing this for YEARS, so you KNOW they're delicious!!
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Oct 9, 2014 00:18
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sometimes if you put food into the ground and cover it more food of the same kind will spring up in the same place right out of the fuckin ground
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Oct 9, 2014 00:21
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gary oldmans diary posted:sometimes if you put food into the ground and cover it more food of the same kind will spring up in the same place I have a huge mandrake patch
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What most Americans know as "Chinese food" is actually Cantonese cuisine that has been heavily americanized. "Chinese food" as it is served in the majority of China actually tastes like garbage. The trick is to remember this as you're sitting down to a traditional Chinese meal, that way you have a better chance of suppressing your look of shock and disgust when you bite into a dumpling full of literal hay.
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