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I learned how to genocide from Age of Empires
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FuturePastNow posted:Squishing pedestrians to the tune of 80s rock is a form of meditation. Same. Except I learned I can kill 'criminals' forever in an attack helicopter which has unlimited fuel and weapons.* *This is also how I found out in a few hours that the money cap is 999,999,999 or something. poo poo. Maybe I should be a drone pilot? QUEEN CAUCUS posted:I learned how to genocide from Age of Empires From AoE and Civ I learned that all other cultures deserve genocide, and that even your allies will attack you at some point. Civ used to make me so mad as a kid, stupid uppity governments. 
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Nov 2, 2014 19:40
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Alan Smithee posted:The Iran Contra scandal involved Reagan selling guns to aliens or some poo poo this... is actually right
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Nov 2, 2014 19:45
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Combine a flashlight and a jewel necklace to make a lightsaber.
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Nov 2, 2014 20:15
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Wiping out groups of fellow humans is one thing. To learn true genocide, you need a game like Master of Orion 2.
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Nov 2, 2014 20:53
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You can roll up anything, even the whole galaxy. But you have to start off small and watch out for cats or startled Asians. Important: The entire process works much better if you are very high.
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Nov 2, 2014 21:58
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japan isnt really culturally homogenous they just hide the koreans and ainu and okinawans whenever someone comes to check
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Nov 3, 2014 01:37
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peace is a temporary stasis of unequal power relations, authority is legitimated only by its capacity for violence, our understanding of the world outside our immediate surroundings is based on absurd simulacra manufactured and experienced completely within the bubble of the hegemonic culture industry, japanese people think bread is weird
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Nov 3, 2014 01:48
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:Your top speed is increased by holding a knife, slicing the air in front of you. Killing Floor?
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Nov 3, 2014 02:04
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If you stand far enough away from someone, even if you're right in front of them, you turn invisible. This distance is usually about 30 feet for them, and much further for you.
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Nov 3, 2014 02:14
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I learned a lot from playing runescape when I was 8. Like how to type quickly and properly. My vocabulary probably tripled and my writing actually extremely good for an 8 year old, I could have at least passed as your average 20 year old art student. Practical uses of math. Steel is iron with added carbon. Basic economics. Risk assessment (not loving walking into the wild wearing your mith scim). Strangers are all out to get you. I still have a friend from 10 years ago from that game.
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Nov 3, 2014 02:20
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the videogame industry is still in that part of its childhood where it cant think of any other way to interact with things than to push or punch them, which is why it finds the concept of building sandcastles so novel and exciting
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Nov 3, 2014 02:22
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rock candy can be cut and used infinitely by purchasing sugar packets bought on the cheap from the condiment vendor in the city park
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Nov 3, 2014 03:21
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if you take too long to do things you will die.
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Nov 3, 2014 03:23
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The universe has Masters
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Nov 3, 2014 03:24
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ddddddffdfddddfddf posted:Killing Floor? for shame... counter-strike
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Nov 3, 2014 03:33
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I need more quarters
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Nov 3, 2014 03:42
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Seizure Robot posted:the planet's dyin'
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Nov 3, 2014 03:44
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teabagging corpses is the best
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Nov 3, 2014 03:45
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planets with a retrograde orbit are likely extrasolar captures blew my friggin mind
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Nov 3, 2014 03:46
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If I ever get seriously injured I can just type IDDQD.
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Nov 3, 2014 03:49
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A lot of random geology and metallurgy stuff from dwarf fortress. I won a game of trivial pursuit by knowing what lignite was. The manual for my copy of sim-ant had this whole book of ant facts in it. I'd read it when is was waiting for games to load, and ended up being very knowledgable about ants. I guess you can throw in the basics of evolution and random mutations thanks to sim-life as well.
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Nov 3, 2014 15:59
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No self-respecting guard will ever question why that cardboard box with eye-holes in just appeared on their patrol route. After all, its Just A Box, right? *!*
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Nov 3, 2014 17:08
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The Sims taught me that you can just hug a person like nine or ten times and then they'll be willing to have sex with you
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Nov 3, 2014 17:40
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No witnesses = no crime thanks hit man blood money and porn mansion level
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Nov 3, 2014 17:51
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wolfenstein 3d taught me to count in 8's when I was like 4 years old
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Nov 3, 2014 17:52
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1gnoirents posted:wolfenstein 3d taught me to count in 8's when I was like 4 years old What? How does this work, what did W3D have to do with 8s
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Nov 4, 2014 02:34
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Ammo boxes probably gave you 8 bullets or something.
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Nov 4, 2014 03:31
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Dr_Amazing posted:Ammo boxes probably gave you 8 bullets or something. manually reloading a revolver is such a rush
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Nov 4, 2014 04:08
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:The Sims taught me that you can just hug a person like nine or ten times and then they'll be willing to have sex with you Also, if they get upset and shove you away, just tell a joke or two and then you can get back to hugging.
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Nov 4, 2014 21:26
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I learned that I am a special, unique snowflake with a destiny which will affect a large geographical region's populace. I also learned only a handful of people care about that, and of these people almost all of them want me to run little errands they're too lazy to do themselves. The world is populated primarily by bandits and civilization will slowly erode as good people die. Finally, I found out that I can prolong fulfilling my destiny almost indefinitely while I brew stuff, pick flowers, make a house and collect a large number of skulls & burned books. Screw you, destiny. I have my own goals.
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Nov 4, 2014 21:59
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Water is strong against fire Fire is strong against grass Grass is strong against water Rock is strong against flying Flying is strong against fighting Fighting is strong against rock Normal is weak against fighting but immune to ghost. Electricity is strong against water and flying but weak against ground. More often than not, using the same element against itself will not be effective.
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