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r u jealous or not really jealous of the official belly wahser?
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Nov 20, 2014 22:49
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nomadologique posted:r u jealous or not really jealous of the official belly wahser? In one single wash of her belly I bring the empire down.| I imagine I'll also look like white meth-addict Michael Jackson. 
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Nov 20, 2014 22:52
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Going to change my answer to Tobin Bell/Jigsaw Roman-Style when I'm old. Set up elaborate traps with rope-and-pully systems to convince people to worship their various gods.
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Nov 21, 2014 09:16
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Robbie Fowler posted:seeing as i'm 28 and the life expectancy was around 25-30 due to the constant battles + high infant mortality, I'd probably be dead. Constant battles yes. But if you weren't an infant you don't have to worry about infant mortality. The whole point is SO MANY babies died that it lowered average age expectancy to 25-35 when people could live to old age
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Snatch Duster posted:Since i am a native american, p sure i woupd die of like cold. Would not native americans have lived in peace during roman times? Until the 16-1700s at least.
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Dec 5, 2014 06:00
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the guy who makes the wolf hats for the velites
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Dec 5, 2014 06:28
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Systems Engineer.
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Dec 5, 2014 06:35
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mrlego posted:Would not native americans have lived in peace during roman times? Until the 16-1700s at least. Depends on which part of the Americas you were a Native American in. There were plenty of wars before the Europeans arrived both in North and South America. Getting on the wrong side of the Aztecs in particular was no joke. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_sacrifice_in_Aztec_culture Makes the whole crucifixion thing seem pretty tame. iammeandsoareyou fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Dec 9, 2014 |
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Dec 9, 2014 00:14
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It always amazes me that people genuinely believe that there has ever been a peaceful part of the world or that any time in history has Ben as peaceful as it is now, globally.
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Dec 9, 2014 00:22
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the guy who nails people to crosses
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Dec 9, 2014 00:24
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I'd be the guy glueing fig leafs to all the pagan statue dong/boobs after the official conversion to "Christianity" and renaming them all "saint so-and-so"
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Dec 9, 2014 00:29
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Importer of spices from magical lands of the East.
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Dec 9, 2014 00:31
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WHAT A GOOD DOG posted:I'd probably be emperor but a good emperor. like youd all be happy that im your emperor because im a friend of the people and espouse democrcay I'd be the member of the Praetorian guard who orchestrates your assassination for the good of the empire 
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Dec 9, 2014 00:35
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Dec 9, 2014 00:45
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I'd be a gladiator. I heard they got all the girls. Probably the only way I'd get any.
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Dec 9, 2014 00:51
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RainMaker posted:I'd be a gladiator. I heard they got all the girls. Probably the only way I'd get any. Hey you can just buy girls (if you are a citizen)
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Dec 9, 2014 00:52
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Rich women would pay good money to be impregnated by successful gladiators. I'd probably wind up as an opium importer. Then a cadaver. Anything but a eunuch.
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Dec 9, 2014 00:54
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AH_7921 posted:Anything but a eunuch. eh, one less thing to worry about is the way i see it
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Dec 9, 2014 01:16
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that guy who lived on the streets who poo poo himself that was like a great philisopher or whatever
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Jerry Steinfeld posted:that guy who lived on the streets who poo poo himself that was like a great philisopher or whatever he was greek
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