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When I come home, my cat likes to greet me by leaping from the nearby countertop onto my shoulders before parkouring down to the floor and bolting away at cat-speed toward whatever hiding place his cat reflexes take him. If he doesn't do this, he's at my feet, meowing constantly as he tries his damnest to either get fed right away, or escape through my legs and out the front door. My cat in a tree:  Tell us about your cat in this thread, GBS.
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I'm allergic to cats.
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Nov 25, 2014 17:26
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I don't like cats.
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Nov 25, 2014 17:27
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Cats are sociopaths.
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Nov 25, 2014 17:29
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My parents have 2 cats and when I visit I just wish the cats would not be there. Sometimes I think of punting them over nextdoor's fence, but then my mom would be sad, and sad mom makes me sad.
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Nov 25, 2014 17:30
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A few years ago I saw a cat with its back twisted 180 degrees in the road twitching violently and making horrific noises. It had got splatted by a car. Hope this helps op.
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Nov 25, 2014 17:33
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My cat prefers to drink water from the tub faucet. Sometimes when I'm headed to the bathroom to take a shower, she'll cut me off and hop in the tub and then I have to wait for her to finish drinking. This is pretty representative of her overall personality so I'm glad she's just a cute little cat because I would not stand for these qualities in a human.
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Wow what a bunch of thread spoil sports, haha. Okay guys if you don't like cats just keep your stupid and wrong opinions in your head. embykins posted:My cat prefers to drink water from the tub faucet. Sometimes when I'm headed to the bathroom to take a shower, she'll cut me off and hop in the tub and then I have to wait for her to finish drinking. This is pretty representative of her overall personality so I'm glad she's just a cute little cat because I would not stand for these qualities in a human. That's a wonderful story thanks for sharing!
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Nov 25, 2014 17:34
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My cats like to sleep, although they do silly things too
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Ratjaculation posted:A few years ago I saw a cat with its back twisted 180 degrees in the road twitching violently and making horrific noises. It had got splatted by a car. Hope this helps op. I don't want to kick the cats over fences anymore 
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Nov 25, 2014 17:36
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CloFan posted:My cats like to sleep, although they do silly things too THOSE CATS ARE USIMG PEOPLE SEATS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Nov 25, 2014 17:37
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spud posted:I don't want to kick the cats over fences anymore It wasn't very nice, i didn't know what to do either 
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Nov 25, 2014 17:38
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Fight kitties: http://youtu.be/c28CXy1AzuY One of the aforementioned silly things, Cats and a Box: http://youtu.be/ROlqFGUacLE Hope you like these visual stories
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Nov 25, 2014 17:39
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CloFan posted:Fight kitties: http://youtu.be/c28CXy1AzuY  splendid stories.
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Nov 25, 2014 17:42
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every time i am lucky enough to have one of our cats die my wife gets another one
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Nov 25, 2014 17:46
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Daedra posted:every time i am lucky enough to have one of our cats die my wife gets another one Maybe you need a new wife. Just sayin'
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Nov 25, 2014 18:12
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i have a cat and a dog, the dog is chill as gently caress and an awesome pet the cat is loving rear end in a top hat retard
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Nov 25, 2014 18:14
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spud posted:Maybe you need a new wife. Just sayin'
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Nov 25, 2014 18:15
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my new cat has blue eyes, and has some siamese features including apparent total insanity an my old tabby doesn't like her at all. Gets all defensive and pissy when it gets too close. cats are cool though
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Nov 25, 2014 18:16
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Daedra posted:agreed I'll take old one, no removal fee.
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Nov 25, 2014 18:17
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my cat just climbed in a dresser drawer 
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Nov 25, 2014 18:17
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how come the only time i see someone spell "whacky" with an H they're being at least somewhat ironic? What's Up With That?
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My favorite thing my cat does is bring me dead animals and leave them at the foot of the bed so I can step on it when I wake up. Have you ever experienced the joy of chipmunk oozing through your toes at 6:30 in the morning?
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