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putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

Savings Coupon posted:

You have two big toes and two holes in your body (mouth and rear end in a top hat) figure it out op

amazing thing to say and I'll give it a good think over thank you

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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




this happened to me once on holiday in majorica and i dont think ive ever been that drunk

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
please remember to specify whether you didn't get a boner or whether you got a boner but didn't cum

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
i have lost my boner while extremely drunk to my eternal limp dick human being shame

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

a good way to combat whiskey dick is to excuse yourself to that bathroom when you get home with your date. once in the bathroom, punch yourself in the dick until it gets hard. i usually to 2-3 good punchs, but sometimes it could be as many as 8 or 9. repeat until desired level of hardness

hth

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
say you got dick mugged

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