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apparently theres a thing where a dude drinks a lot and cant get a boner. i have never had this happen, i have never had trouble getting an erection but if im drunk i cant cum and i end up blue balled and feel bad because i worry the other person thinks they were no good. how can you not get an erection. how can you not get a hard dicK/?
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:18 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 06:23 |
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There are situations in which sex can be had either now or later. SOmetimes sex is later after whiskey.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:20 |
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what about if ur getting blown instead? still nothing? how about with a finger in the fanny?
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:20 |
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the only time my dick isn't fully erect is the 15 minutes after i cum, before i'm turgid and ready to go again.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:21 |
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Mariana Horchata posted:what about if ur getting blown instead? still nothing? i really should have said i find it difficult to cum, i can still cum sometimes when im drunk
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:24 |
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yea erections while drunk arent hard unless you're on the verge of blacking out, but cumming is really hard at least you'll get blue balls and say "gently caress it" and roll over and pass out a minute later
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:26 |
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best of luck in ur fantasy world human being
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:27 |
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yeah in essence its just going to take some more effort for all parties involved with the act and maybe a few tricks as well but it is not something that is going to be impossible. good luck!
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:27 |
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were puttin the boner in gbs tonight
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:27 |
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thanks guys i've got some real good info here. some stuff to think aboutgently caress da Mods posted:best of luck in ur fantasy world human being thanky ou
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:30 |
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post boner tips for long-lasting boners bonertalk one time i lasted 2 hours because i had to pee so bad i couldnt cum by i i mean my boner
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:34 |
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Blame it on your partner (s) Crush their self esteem so they can br yiur lazy go to gently caress when needed
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:34 |
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The Wizard of Poz posted:apparently theres a thing where a dude drinks a lot and cant get a boner. i have never had this happen, i have never had trouble getting an erection but if im drunk i cant cum and i end up blue balled and feel bad because i worry the other person thinks they were no good. You just might be gay
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:35 |
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I was pass out drunk one time and a girl was trying to go home with me. I could tell I wasn't going to be able to do anything but sleep so she went to the bathroom and i totally bailed on her. I woke up to a series of texts that went from "Where'd you go, cutie" to "really? you left without saying a word????" and half dozen missed calls. Her Facebook status the next day changed to "I almost made a big mistake last night" lol
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:37 |
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Bruce Kison posted:You just might be gay it happens with both genders
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:37 |
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try her butt
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:46 |
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ZombieParts posted:I was pass out drunk one time and a girl was trying to go home with me. I could tell I wasn't going to be able to do anything but sleep so she went to the bathroom and i totally bailed on her. I woke up to a series of texts that went from "Where'd you go, cutie" to "really? you left without saying a word????" and half dozen missed calls. Her Facebook status the next day changed to "I almost made a big mistake last night" lol lol
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:49 |
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fuckin lol @ this, even when i've been literally black-out drunk, posting poo poo threads in GBS, I can still get it up if something is a turn-on. OP's dick doesn't work.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:52 |
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ejaculation should be a basic human right, and i dont think u should be an exception just because u are afflicted with the dick debilitating disease of drunkenness.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:52 |
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i was out with a friend once and some fat girl walked past all dressed up and it was a narrow corridor and as we passed she smiled at my friend and he just gave a quick polite smile back and shes like "dont you even bother!" lol. thats the time my friend got owned by a fatty.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:53 |
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Prettz posted:fuckin lol @ this, even when i've been literally black-out drunk, posting poo poo threads in GBS, I can still get it up if something is a turn-on. OP's dick doesn't work. i think u didnt read my post ,friend. i wouldnt read it either tho so its ok
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:54 |
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The Wizard of Poz posted:thats the time my friend got owned by a fatty.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:54 |
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i like to think she still tells the story of how she totally turned down some guy who was desperate for her gross body
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:57 |
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I enjoy masturbating with whiskey dick, I can look at porn all night OP.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:57 |
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The Wizard of Poz posted:i was out with a friend once and some fat girl walked past all dressed up and it was a narrow corridor and as we passed she smiled at my friend and he just gave a quick polite smile back and shes like "dont you even bother!" lol. thats the time my friend got owned by a fatty. Should have called her fat to ruin her night.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:58 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I enjoy masturbating with whiskey dick, I can look at porn all night OP. just so im clear on this, you wank with a flaccid cock ?
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 07:01 |
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The Wizard of Poz posted:i was out with a friend once and some fat girl walked past all dressed up and it was a narrow corridor and as we passed she smiled at my friend and he just gave a quick polite smile back and shes like "dont you even bother!" lol. thats the time my friend got owned by a fatty. i bet she was already on her way to a hot date with a chocolate cake.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 07:05 |
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punch yourself in the cock
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 07:12 |
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The Wizard of Poz posted:just so im clear on this, you wank with a flaccid cock ? I'm sorry, I didn't actually read your post.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 07:14 |
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Cocaine. Lot's of it.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 07:15 |
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The Wizard of Poz posted:i worry the other person thinks they were no good.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 07:19 |
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nunsexmonkrock posted:Cocaine. Lot's of it.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 07:21 |
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Prettz posted:as I understand it, in order to get cocaine you have to know some kind of serious player in all of that poo poo. otherwise you get a powder that might contain cocaine, or might not, but will definitely contain lots of cheap, lovely stimulants and a lot of baking soda. like, in other words, real cocaine is dead. Go to a gay bar suck a few dicks and you're on your way to some good stuff, or a really good gay bashing, either way, problem solved.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 07:49 |
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nunsexmonkrock posted:Go to a gay bar suck a few dicks and you're on your way to some good stuff, or a really good gay bashing, either way, problem solved.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 07:53 |
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Someone will be covered over...
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 07:57 |
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whoflungpoop posted:If they cared about doing well they'd be somewhere else well then I guess they owned themselves then, by having sex with me: a actual turd
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Prettz posted:as I understand it, in order to get cocaine you have to know some kind of serious player in all of that poo poo. otherwise you get a powder that might contain cocaine, or might not, but will definitely contain lots of cheap, lovely stimulants and a lot of baking soda. like, in other words, real cocaine is dead. Use the secrets of alchemy to purify it, problem solved. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 08:19 |
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The Wizard of Poz posted:apparently theres a thing where a dude drinks a lot and cant get a boner. i have never had this happen, i have never had trouble getting an erection but if im drunk i cant cum and i end up blue balled and feel bad because i worry the other person thinks they were no good. You just need to drink more. I don't remember this ever happening to me, but I know for sure that it has happened a few times while I was so drunk that I don't remember it.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 08:32 |
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has happened to me girl really wanted to gently caress and at some point I folded my dick in half and tried to stick it in (i was drunk remember) and when that didn't work I said 'well raincheck I guess' but that was that one shot with that girl so oh well
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 08:42 |
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You have two big toes and two holes in your body (mouth and rear end in a top hat) figure it out op
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