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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Luvcow posted:

My two best friends growing up were Tom Brady and Peyton Manning and our sports coach was Bobby Orr but sometimes Larry Bird. Anyways, we'd play sports all day, everyday. Just sports and more sports until we were too tired to sport so we would just talk about sports and hang out in a hot tub slapping each other's asses with towels and poo poo.

Yah but did u own them all? I think not, carry on OP

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ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



im actually the dude demarco murray cucked

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

ethanol posted:

im actually the dude demarco murray cucked

i'm the cologne tester Joseph Randle stole

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
My nextdoor neighbor who is 3-4 years younger than me was actually in the NFL for a while. But he was always a massive prick to me. Luckily he only ever made it onto the practice sqaud and now is just a big coke-head :lol:

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

My nextdoor neighbor who is 3-4 years younger than me was actually in the NFL for a while. But he was always a massive prick to me. Luckily he only ever made it onto the practice sqaud and now is just a big coke-head :lol:

wow so many great comments to reply too thank y'all so much. I'll start with this one, see the difference between our stories is my neighbor was a friend (I even referred to him as cousin til I was like 11) and I often owned him at sports which he is now among the best in the world.

and I would never want to break his legs but maybe a beer with him. Maybe reminisce about that sick spin moved I put on him (and he probably uses to this day!)

and your buddy the guy that blocks sounds cool too but idk did you ever have a blocking competition with him and tear him up in it? if so you can join my club, it's kinda lonely at the top tbh

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