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My penis recently started emitting a different smell. Despite what PC science may tell you, vaginas are like petri dishes full of bacteria. It doesn't have to be an STD but your penis and her vagina are like two separate eco-cystems colliding. These bacteria can emit a specific odor and the only way to cleanse yourself is with Clorox and rubbing alcohol.
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Dec 13, 2014 04:16
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Baba Ganoush posted:rubbing alcohol. Sexy! Make sure you rub... vigorously, Baba.
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Dec 13, 2014 04:22
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Gaunab posted:although my penis is large enough for me to suck it, i've left the tasting of it to women i've had sex with. an astronomic amount of 3 Loser if you can suck your own dick but you dont
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Dec 13, 2014 05:17
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Weener Beater posted:Loser if you can suck your own dick but you dont i'm sure if you could suck your own dick you'd have a different username
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Dec 13, 2014 05:21
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Idiot Kicker posted:i'm sure if you could suck your own dick you'd have a different username 
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Dec 13, 2014 05:30
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Idiot Kicker posted:i'm sure if you could suck your own dick you'd have a different username Ouch. truth does indeed hurt. I would if I could though 
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Dec 13, 2014 05:34
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I don't know what it tastes like, but when I pull back my foreskin it smells like fish and cheese and there's little white flakes on the glans. Is this normal?
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Dec 13, 2014 05:46
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dirtymurphy24 posted:I don't know what it tastes like, but when I pull back my foreskin it smells like fish and cheese and there's little white flakes on the glans. Is this normal? Better call the 
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Dec 13, 2014 05:56
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french onion dip
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Dec 13, 2014 05:58
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dirtymurphy24 posted:I don't know what it tastes like, but when I pull back my foreskin it smells like fish and cheese and there's little white flakes on the glans. Is this normal? No. Ideally the human penis is artfully reshaped at birth by a trained mohel to prevent dick cheese and other gross dog-dick symptoms.
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Dec 13, 2014 18:17
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Ghaz posted:thats like 500 times worse than actual hell Trust me, I mention it in every Christmas card I send her. "Dear Mom, everything is good here. Why did you move to a place whose state flag has a hick who is trying not to spill his beer while he burns to death from a firework disaster induced blaze on it? Please send money." The longer she lives there, the more addlepated she gets. Her emails are like rereading the last third of Flowers For Algernon, over and over. mysterious frankie fucked around with this message at 04:30 on Dec 15, 2014 |
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