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assuming you've never tasted it. and please, if you're a woman don't be like "duh, I don't have one, so I guess it tastes like nothing" and gay guys don't be like "probably like all the other ones I've tasted". that's just rude. this is a place for dreaming.
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I....*hnnnnghh*...can't....
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Dec 12, 2014 16:27
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Piss!
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Dec 12, 2014 16:27
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chorizo
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Dec 12, 2014 16:27
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Like dick.
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Dec 12, 2014 16:28
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like dry piss and ball sweat
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Dec 12, 2014 16:28
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Like a 4 inch bacon sub
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Dec 12, 2014 16:30
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It probably tastes pretty awesome considering how many chicks want to suck it, op. Cleanliness is next to Godliness.
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Dec 12, 2014 16:34
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If you were as well endowed as me, you wouldn't have a problem finding out. 
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Dec 12, 2014 16:34
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I dreamt I sucked my own dick once and it didn't taste like anything, but i've never been able to smell or taste in my dreams so idkymmv
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Dec 12, 2014 16:35
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slaw dog
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Dec 12, 2014 16:36
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It probably tastes like my wiener. Which is to say it tastes great, and you should try it.
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Dec 12, 2014 16:40
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Probably not too bad. Like eating out a girl Skin and a lil to no sweat??
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Dec 12, 2014 16:44
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Network Pesci posted:If you were as well endowed as me, you wouldn't have a problem finding out.
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Dec 12, 2014 16:50
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balls
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Dec 12, 2014 16:52
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That's like asking what Dr. Pepper tastes like, OP. It has its own instrinsic flavor that cannot be summed up by a combination of others, but only the universally understood fact that it belongs exclusively to Dr. Pepper/my dilz
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Dec 12, 2014 16:58
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it tastes of the finest scented oils from the orient, and of the most costly spices from the land of arabia.
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Dec 12, 2014 17:00
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We could all ask the OP's mom.
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Dec 12, 2014 17:02
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NiceGuy posted:That's like asking what Dr. Pepper tastes like, OP. It has its own instrinsic flavor that cannot be summed up by a combination of others, but only the universally understood fact that it belongs exclusively to Dr. Pepper/my dilz Dated a girl who drank dr pepper She tasted loving bad
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Dec 12, 2014 17:03
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Like a sweaty thumb, I guess.
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Dec 12, 2014 17:04
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Prolly like your skin but like with a muskier aroma
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Dec 12, 2014 17:07
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like your mom's dirty pussy, op
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Dec 12, 2014 17:07
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Literally lol if your limp betadick is so tiny you can't at the very least lick the tip.
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Dec 12, 2014 17:21
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Make out with your sister afterwards and find out OP.
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Dec 12, 2014 17:21
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Pochoclo posted:Literally lol if your limp betadick is so tiny you can't at the very least lick the tip. I'd be able to, but I have had to sacrifice flexibility to attain my adonis-like, beefcake physique
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Dec 12, 2014 17:25
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skin prolly
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Dec 12, 2014 17:27
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Liquid Chicken posted:We could all ask the OP's mom.
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Dec 12, 2014 17:32
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like your mums butthole op
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Dec 12, 2014 17:38
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A misanthrope posted:like your mom's dirty pussy, op gently caress way too late 
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Dec 12, 2014 17:39
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Like Axe body spray.
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Dec 12, 2014 17:42
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Seriously if you can't reach your mouth with your tiny dick, just lick the palm of your right hand and you'll get the basic idea.
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Dec 12, 2014 17:50
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I don't have a wiener
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Dec 12, 2014 17:52
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Funyuns, ideally.
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Dec 12, 2014 17:53
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probably just tastes like dick i guess
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Dec 12, 2014 18:07
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Gee Bill
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Dec 12, 2014 18:17
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like we all havent ate our own smegma
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Dec 12, 2014 18:18
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Liquid Chicken posted:We could all ask the OP's mom. Can you shout so loud that she could hear you in hell?
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Just kidding, she lives in Indiana.
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