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Say Nothing posted:Yeah, gorillas have that thick brow ridge protecting their eyes. Gorillas are timid creatures with tiny balls not nearly as scary as a chimp or baboon
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 07:33 |
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I'm not generally afraid of anything smaller than me even if I rightly should be, but I'm loving terrified of chimps and the idea that anyone would willingly be in the same room as one boggles my mind.
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shizen posted:Gorillas are timid creatures with tiny balls not nearly as scary as a chimp or baboon No way. Sure they're more gentle and less apt to attack but there are accounts of a human being killing a chimp or baboon with either their bare hands or an easily improvised or held object like a rock. If a gorilla wants to kill you, you're hosed. There is nothing you can do with anything short of a spear and even then it'll still kill you you'd just take it with you. Seriously, the only mistake evolution made with the gorilla is that they're not blood thirsty.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 08:23 |
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I really, really want to see a human get in to a legit fight with a gorilla, no tools allowed 1v1.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 08:32 |
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half way between a man and a wolf. Baboons are basically Werewolves.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 08:37 |
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Fatkraken posted:half way between a man and a wolf. I want one as a sidekick
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 08:45 |
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I'll make him wear like a ninja turtle style mask, the cloth with eyeholes one you tie around your head. Even though, it's a monkey he doesnt have an identity to protect
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 08:46 |
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Robo Reagan posted:I really, really want to see a human get in to a legit fight with a gorilla, no tools allowed 1v1. Gorilla wins, 100 times out of 100. If you just meant that you want to see a human get beaten to death, then you've discovered your perfect sporting event. ed: like, even if you gave the human a rock that can fit in their hand, I'd give them miniscule odds, but a hand to hand fight is unwinnable
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 08:51 |
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Pharmaskittle posted:Gorilla wins, 100 times out of 100. If you just meant that you want to see a human get beaten to death, then you've discovered your perfect sporting event. Yeah I know it won't be a contest I just want to see some Wrestle Bros who talk about how they could totally choke hold a gorilla in to submission actually try and do it
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 08:53 |
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Robo Reagan posted:Yeah I know it won't be a contest I just want to see some Wrestle Bros who talk about how they could totally choke hold a gorilla in to submission actually try and do it Yes ok, I can stand behind this
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 08:56 |
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Milky Moor posted:hahah You actually could pretty easily kill a gorilla with a deadfall trap.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 08:59 |
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Robo Reagan posted:I really, really want to see a human get in to a legit fight with a gorilla, no tools allowed 1v1. Do we get to pick which human? I'd go for Mills Darden, a 7'6" farmer who weighed around 1000-1100 lbs. Maybe he could smother the gorilla by falling on it.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 10:15 |
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this thread was nearly as good as the last man v gorilla thread years ago, good try everyone
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 12:19 |
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MegaGatts posted:No way. Sure they're more gentle and less apt to attack but there are accounts of a human being killing a chimp or baboon with either their bare hands or an easily improvised or held object like a rock. If a gorilla wants to kill you, you're hosed. There is nothing you can do with anything short of a spear and even then it'll still kill you you'd just take it with you. Seriously, the only mistake evolution made with the gorilla is that they're not blood thirsty. yea but their balls are super small and itd be easy to gently caress his mate and pass on my genes instead of his. His sperm from those patheitcally tiny balls just aren't up to it.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 12:25 |
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yeah but you'd have to wrestle with him to steal some of that sweet gorilla harem poon. good luck with that
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 12:30 |
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toggle posted:yeah but you'd have to wrestle with him to steal some of that sweet gorilla harem poon. good luck with that I'm patient and those lazy apes sleep all day. my virile sperm are potent
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 12:31 |
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:I'm patient and those lazy apes sleep all day covert loving
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 12:32 |