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i work as a traveling salesman and am filled with ennui, but then i woke up one day to find myself transformed into a giant, terrible, beetle-like creature. i've mostly stayed in bed. my parents are horrified at my appearance and won't let me out of my room. does anyone else have a beetle moment?
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Dec 29, 2014 05:26
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that's so...kafkaesque
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Dec 29, 2014 05:27
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Probably when two guys took me from my apartment and shot me while I was face down in a ditch. Guess it had to do with my sinning by being born or something.
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Dec 29, 2014 05:29
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeiXE60prpY
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Dec 29, 2014 05:29
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I once detailed a beetle when I worked at a car wash
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Dec 29, 2014 05:31
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Ms. Buxley wouldn't have me either
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Dec 29, 2014 05:32
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I wander around performing aimless actions, the ultimate consequences or significance of which I can't even know, and will continue to do so until I die. Beetle crew.
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Dec 29, 2014 05:34
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when i dropped acid and played the sitar
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Dec 29, 2014 05:35
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When I broke up with my group of friends to pursue my own project "Wings" which turned out to be me alone in my basement drinking can after can of red bull
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Dec 29, 2014 05:36
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i work as a traveling salesman and am filled with ennui, but then i woke up one day to find myself transformed into a remorseless imperial general who dresses like a clown. i've mostly poisoned some water supplies. my emperor is horrified at my behavior and won't let me out of my jail cell. does anyone else have a maniacal clown moment?
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Dec 29, 2014 05:38
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that's so...kefkaesque
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Dec 29, 2014 05:40
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dated a crazy talentless Japanese performance artist who broke up the band I was in
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Dec 29, 2014 05:45
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I knew a guy in high school who said people called him beetle but he clearly wanted people to THINK he was called beetle.
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Dec 29, 2014 06:29
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When I met someone going the opposite direction on a one-way street and we both parked and got out of our cars and tried to pick each other up and throw each other onto the sidewalk.
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Dec 29, 2014 06:32
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Stoic Commie posted:that's so...kafkaesque please ma'am, no meat touching
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Dec 29, 2014 06:32
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Father will never understand you he is from a different time.
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Dec 29, 2014 06:41
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When the sarge caught me sleeping instead of pt duty
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Dec 29, 2014 06:43
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Yesterday All my troubles seemed so far away now it looks as though they're here to stay Oh, I believe... in Yesterday
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Dec 29, 2014 06:56
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:dated a crazy talentless Japanese performance artist who broke up the band I was in seriously. they're rich in protein
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Dec 29, 2014 06:56
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