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cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
overexposure

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Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

I'm disgusted with all this undead discrimination and talks of violence. We should respect the zombie culture and leave them alone. Maybe you've heard of a guy named Jeffery Dahmer? We're no better.

VV Don't change the subject.

Grant DaNasty fucked around with this message at 23:17 on Jan 10, 2015

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
who is jeff dalmer

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

cthulusnewzulubbq posted:

who is jeff dalmer

He worked for Microsoft I think.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
jeff dalmer, famed zombie killer

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

The Mad Archivist posted:

it's the shaolin spade

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

naem
May 29, 2011



Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Grant DaNasty posted:

I'm disgusted with all this undead discrimination and talks of violence. We should respect the zombie culture and leave them alone. Maybe you've heard of a guy named Jeffery Dahmer? We're no better.

VV Don't change the subject.

maybe yuove heard of a guy named "jeff dunham"??

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
Dolph Jurmham?

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012


:captainpop:

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
http://youtu.be/UmfX8XaLtjY?t=2m20s

here you go op
http://youtu.be/ozf3YUP4E5s?t=1m20s

http://youtu.be/9dc_KgMumA4?t=21s

trenchcoat/social anxiety sold separately

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun

Dave_Indeed posted:

Cut and thrust weapons are historically more effective than katana's because of the superior design and steel. The portugese traders sure showed those punk rear end samurai what for, by gum.

Katana < Literally any other sword.

Maybe if you mean one of those crappy die-cast katanas from a flea market, get a Hanwei Practical XL elite katana and you're sorted

edit: only problem is it's difficult to get it out of the box, you have to cut the plastic

naem
May 29, 2011

Has anyone said guns yet

http://youtu.be/7t_pcWPdSDs

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Guns need ammo and maintenance

Sharp things dull and/or get jammed in poo poo. Sharpening is gonna suck

Blunt objects just tire you out

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

I love zombie weapon discussions because you can always pick out the ones who have no experience with guns yet believe that they could find one on the ground and begin killing zombies with it. Gonna get your dick bit off while you're trying to find the safety.

As far as the ultimate weapon, I'd say a solid blunt weapon. It won't break, it won't bend, and you can probably find a hundred things like it around.

flick my Mr. Bean fucked around with this message at 09:00 on Jan 11, 2015

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Guns are designed to be fired. They are like really simple iPads.

naem
May 29, 2011

You realize that guns are things you can buy and shoot for fun right? And they're easy? Almost too easy..

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proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
here is footage of a brainless chimp shooting a gun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhxqIITtTtU
if anything guns are too easy and we should be afraid of zombies getting a hold of them

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