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I'm a dragon. I've been a dragon for years. I called it right on this very forum. This is me, OP: 
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dear op you are too stupid and boring to be anything but a waste of anything. douse yourself in something flammable and sit on a fire.
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Mar 15, 2015 17:52
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I'd be a gelatinous cube because it would involve very little change to my lifestyle
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Mar 15, 2015 17:57
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A monster cable, the most expensive kind of monster. Edit: and least monstrous.
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Mar 16, 2015 04:17
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i'm not a Monster, but i do come in a 16oz can
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Mar 16, 2015 04:20
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Vampire doesn't seem so bad, honestly.
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Mar 16, 2015 04:20
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:
loving werewolf jones!
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Mar 16, 2015 04:21
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kWuOUijAbc
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Mar 16, 2015 05:12
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is Jesus a bad monster? hes got a couple of NYT bestselling books about him
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Mar 16, 2015 05:14
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i'm the fishman that represents lovecraft's disgust of racially-mixed families
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Mar 16, 2015 05:22
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Wolfsheim posted:i'm the fishman that represents lovecraft's disgust of racially-mixed families ahem
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Mar 16, 2015 05:27
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when you stare into the abyss it also stares into you goatse makes monsters of us all
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Mar 16, 2015 05:31
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Pththya-lyi posted:ahem i'm the evil subterranean half-human monsters that also represented lovecraft's disgust of racially-mixed families the guy was pretty much not a fan of racially-mixed families, you see
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Mar 16, 2015 06:43
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Wolfsheim posted:i'm the evil subterranean half-human monsters that also represented lovecraft's disgust of racially-mixed families No that one was about hillbillies and inbreeding.
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Mar 16, 2015 12:32
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Wolfsheim posted:i'm the evil subterranean half-human monsters that also represented lovecraft's disgust of racially-mixed families I'm Lovecraft
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Mar 16, 2015 13:18
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Now get out of here you wretched fish faced rat people before I summon the constable!
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Mar 16, 2015 13:19
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Early 20th century authors universally describe me as "swarthy" and "ape like." I am any non white race
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Mar 16, 2015 14:52
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Zombie Boat posted:I'm Lovecraft thread just got real. take your cat and go back to sigma alpha epsilon.
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Mar 16, 2015 15:04
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Frankenstein was the name of the doctor, not the monster. Also, Jewish in 1800's Europe.
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Mar 16, 2015 15:40
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Hector Beerlioz posted:thread just got real. take your cat and go back to sigma alpha epsilon. I'm in their basement right now writing about unspeakable horrors lurking in the shadows of the poli-sci building. If you were to gaze upon the faces you would simply go mad from the non-euclidean architecture and sentence structure.
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Mar 16, 2015 15:46
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I had an Asian girlfriend once who called me "godzilla" when she first saw my genitals. Does that count?
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Mar 16, 2015 15:57
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Yeah but it's because you're a scaley lizard dick.
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Mar 16, 2015 20:45
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What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? Is it a monster!?
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