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Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
If I was really a monster I would like it to be Sasquatch.

If you could be a monster, which monster would you be?

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Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
this isnt the first time, rapeman............

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
You and me both... OP

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Rapman the Cook posted:

If I was really a monster I would like it to be Sasquatch.

If you could be a monster, which monster would you be?

gently caress you! monster!

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

gently caress you! monster!

Im Literarily crying right now

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Rapman the Cook posted:

Im Literarily crying right now

I didn't know monsters could cry

that makes it funny

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
You're a poo poo monster.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
There are worse monsters to be than rapman monster

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Birdstrike posted:

There are worse monsters to be than rapman monster

haven't seen one tonight.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
I'm sorry I made this thread go to heck and gently caress you

Justin Credible
Aug 27, 2003

happy cat


Did Budweiser create you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4raj5m575M

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting
A monster? A MONSTER? You turned into a monster?

...A MONSTER?

A monster...

And it keeps getting stronger.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

:agreed:

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Ma said she doesn't love me so i watered down all her booze so she can't say it again.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

amityville anus posted:

Ma said she doesn't love me so i watered down all her booze so she can't say it again.

you did the opposite of what would make that work.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I'm from a backwards family

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

amityville anus posted:

I'm from a backwards family

keep telling yourself that

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Just?

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

drilldo squirt posted:

You're a poo poo-posting monster.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Not all monsters are bad, take the monster bong load.

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
has anyone called mindflayer yet? i think id be a p good one

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
i not a monster im a human being

Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.
I'd be Muzzy. If he only spoke english.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
I'm the greatest monster of all

man

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
Monster trucks are pretty cool though, right?

Right???

:(

Quellar
Dec 21, 2007
quit staring at me
Stupid dog! You made me look bad! OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
who are u?

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
This thread is closed now.


Wow, what a cool dude. :allears:

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Rapman the Cook posted:

This thread is closed now.


Wow, what a cool dude. :allears:

if ur not able to give a proper answer u deserve to be called a monster.

ur a gbs monster.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Moose Face is the real monster

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
definitely a skeleton

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Roargasm posted:

definitely a skeleton

ur already a skeleton

OP probably werewolf because then you can play both teams

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007
I just got told that I have a monster cock.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008




Actually Drinkenstein was the doctor, not the monster.

CCrew
Nov 5, 2007

I would be a khezu if I could be a monster

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

same..... in bed!

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons
A wind fiend so I could go around messing up people's baseball games and beach days and stuff.

But I'd also use my powers for good sometimes, so I'd make a building fall over on the Koch brothers and Guy Fieri or something.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

:siren:UPDATE:siren: i've been informed that monster babes don't really go for werewolves and think they're posers so I'm going to have to change my answer to swarm of insects in human guise, OP

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Rapman the Cook posted:

If I was really a monster I would like it to be Sasquatch.

If you could be a monster, which monster would you be?

sorry i pm'd u tobey mcguir's dick last night

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Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

:siren:UPDATE:siren: i've been informed that monster babes don't really go for werewolves and think they're posers so I'm going to have to change my answer to swarm of insects in human guise, OP

Don't worry, there's plenty of fat Twihards to go around for wolfmen who are willing to lower their standards

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