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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
:synpa:

Except in my mouth.

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Bacontotem
May 27, 2010



gently caress it *resubbs to WoW* "hey nerds what's up?"

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

*giggles like a child, relieved that i am free of a soul sucking arrangement i was too cowardly to end*

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

*has a relapse and begins boofing bath salts and jenkem, ((it's called a Feisty Terry, will tm)

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

A good friend of mine broke up with his gf this week, so this is useful. Thanks GSB!!

Mentat Radnor
Apr 24, 2008

~Water flowers every day~
Thank God, now I can finally smoke weed and watch anime in peace, I mean gently caress.

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


*goes on dates with other girls to get over it*

*spends entire date talking about ex*

*wonders why girls don't call back*

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

I'd take a good 6 months to a year to really get back into porn and jerkin full time.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i gotta see what all my favorite actresses have been sitting on in the meanwhile.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
by my ex ~*girlfriend*~

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
*Cuts forearms with a butter knife.

Pice of Shit
Jun 11, 2003
I got mail....yay.
oh god i just found one of her bobby pins

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
yo redshit what up how come your posts get like five times the screen real estate mine do?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Karate Bastard posted:

yo redshit what up how come your posts get like five times the screen real estate mine do?

I'm King of GBS.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Woah dude good job good god

e:

Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Mar 21, 2015

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
*blows a kiss*
*fires a gun*
*finds somebody new to lean on*

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMnXsfSrx7s

Spidder
Jan 9, 2005
*begrudgingly bangs next dude on list, who's slightly shorter/lower income than ex-bf*

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d0s
Jun 28, 2004

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