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social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

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Dougie McdDouger: Nov 19, 2014; I do like muffins , but I tango all night long.

I'm pretty easy when it comes to hair.

But gently caress my life when I get hair in my teeth. Its over at that point.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 15:32

Dengue_Fever: Sep 21, 2011

I am Mexican so I won't touch anything without a full bush.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 16:02

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

Dengue_Fever posted:

I am Mexican so I won't touch anything without a full bush.

and even then u'd prob just try to hedge it

# ? Mar 22, 2015 16:03

NurhacisUrn: Jul 18, 2013; All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

social vegan posted:

and even then u'd prob just try to hedge it

SI! Siiiii!

# ? Mar 22, 2015 16:08

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Why is it so salty? Oh god, it's filled with someone else's cum :barf:

- Your Dad

# ? Mar 22, 2015 16:13

return0: Apr 11, 2007

ButteCysts posted:

anyone have that story of that person who was eating a girl out while chewing gum and accidentaly ate a chlamydia cyst because he thought it was his gum and got chlamydia all down his throat?

was pretty gross

this is so incredibly disgusting

# ? Mar 22, 2015 20:48

pro starcraft loser: Jan 23, 2006; Stand back, this could get messy.

Wild T posted:

- Your Dad

Well, maybe not in that case.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 21:23

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

cum isnt really salty

# ? Mar 22, 2015 21:26

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

Zzulu posted:

cum isnt really salty

Depends on your diet.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 22:36

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Gatekeeper posted:

i tried to think of something but i just couldn't, the idea of not devouring a pussy is so foreign to my brain

watch out guys professional pussy eater weighing in

# ? Mar 22, 2015 23:10

d0s: Jun 28, 2004

# ? Mar 23, 2015 08:39

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Zzulu posted:

cum isnt really salty

Trap sprung

# ? Mar 23, 2015 20:31

damn horror queefs: Oct 14, 2005; say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

gently caress da Mods posted:

dries puss with an archaeological meticulosity

dis guy gets it

i want a pussy bein like actual bread nahmsayin ljke stuffing my mouth with a half of loaf of wondrrbread the really cheap kind just absorvdjng alla them fluids jus suckin it up gimme a dry sponge pussy ne day bro

# ? Mar 23, 2015 20:38

Lowen SoDium: Jun 5, 2003; Highen Fiber; Clapping Larry

Ferroque posted:

hrmm... what's that... tastes like... pennies.

You misspelled "penis"

# ? Mar 23, 2015 20:43

Khorne: May 1, 2002

gently caress da Mods posted:

lmbo if uve nevr had pubes up in ur grill

it's really not a big deal, keeps you warm in the winter

# ? Mar 23, 2015 20:44

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

It's afraid!

ITS AFRAID!!!!

# ? Mar 23, 2015 20:47

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

Do you like pussy and maple syrup? Talk your gf/wife/whoever into taking some fenugreek. Thank me later.

# ? Mar 23, 2015 20:53

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I like a little bit of bushwacking in the african wilderness that is a natural girls pussy. Many-a-year of dipping has made my tongue prime real eastate for a women

# ? Mar 23, 2015 20:59

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