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Jonad posted:my tribes best hunters and i catch a small herd of americans wandering the tundra of central ontario. linda quick-leaf lures one of the lumbering southerners with a bundle of petrified big macs tied to a stick, drawing him towards the rocky outcrop where we lie in wait. the strongest of the hunters, lead by gordon dead-jaw, burst out from behind the rocks, immobilizing the mighty freedom-lover by driving their spears into its vulnerable ankles. the remainder of the hunting party including myself kill the creature by bashing in its immense skull with stones. we then set down to the arduous task of butchering the american in the field. no part goes to waste: his thick, greasy hide can be fastened into new tents, his spikey, frost tipped hair woven into swaddlings for our children. but the greatest prize is the mighty creature's blubber, which provides a rare source of fuel. as i carve off a chunk of the great beast's panniculus, i feel a bang of guilt at having destroyed such a majestic creature. but i reassure myself that it is the american itself that is to blame, for we would not need to hunt it if its ancestors had not come into our country and cut down all our trees to make burger king napkins and pornographic magazines. Needs more love
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dr_rat posted:Makes secret agreement with Mexico who take the US while their army is out gallivanting in Canada. Hides all cities and town under snow. US army freezes to death while trying to find out where to attack. mexico now canada's problem dun dun dun
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eSports Chaebol posted:*in rip torn voice* if you can deke around a defenseman you can deke around a bullet * Does not apply to Phaneuf
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Jonad posted:my tribes best hunters and i catch a small herd of americans wandering the tundra of central ontario. linda quick-leaf lures one of the lumbering southerners with a bundle of petrified big macs tied to a stick, drawing him towards the rocky outcrop where we lie in wait. the strongest of the hunters, lead by gordon dead-jaw, burst out from behind the rocks, immobilizing the mighty freedom-lover by driving their spears into its vulnerable ankles. the remainder of the hunting party including myself kill the creature by bashing in its immense skull with stones. we then set down to the arduous task of butchering the american in the field. no part goes to waste: his thick, greasy hide can be fastened into new tents, his spikey, frost tipped hair woven into swaddlings for our children. but the greatest prize is the mighty creature's blubber, which provides a rare source of fuel. as i carve off a chunk of the great beast's panniculus, i feel a bang of guilt at having destroyed such a majestic creature. but i reassure myself that it is the american itself that is to blame, for we would not need to hunt it if its ancestors had not come into our country and cut down all our trees to make burger king napkins and pornographic magazines. It does need more love. It's beautiful.
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emperor of gbs? ahai don't think so
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gnarlyhotep posted:emperor of gbs? ahai don't think so You can thank Circ Dick Soleil for it. He had a meltdown yesterday and this is the result. Shadoer fucked around with this message at 02:24 on Apr 7, 2015 |
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Shadoer posted:You can thank Circ Dick Solei for it. he's the only one I've ever seen with a 2 page rap sheet
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Realizes that if America loses wont get tax free goods from Buffalo malls. Goes back home and eats pancakes with syrup and watches Terrence and Phillip whilst listening to bryan adams.
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dr_rat posted:Makes secret agreement with Mexico who take the US while their army is out gallivanting in Canada. Hides all cities and town under snow. US army freezes to death while trying to find out where to attack. good luck governing those newly conquered 300 million civilians with piles of their own personal firearms laying around, Mexada ninotoreS fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Apr 8, 2015 |
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*Doxxes the president of america with incest stories*
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Moridin920 posted:Watch out, here come the F35 suicide planes again! lol
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*leaves out boobytrapped bags of milk*
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Alan Smithee posted:*oui oui vive le francais!
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Hey guys, I can't believe I made it all the way up here. I brought a bunch of guns, big trucks, and a good number of liberated prostitutes. What should I do after somebody gives me a coat? It's COLD Jesus I aint used to this poo poo. Does anyone have some tamiflu? I'm almost out.
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Check out this confederate flag. I peeled it off some guys busted head in Kentucky. He was looking at me funny almost the same way you are. Of course that white supremecist poo poo is just a bullseye to me anyway. And now you motherfuckers speaking french and poo poo. Let me tell you something I am loving tired. You wanna keep talking in french around me plotting on me that's just loving fine. You didn't even see my friend in that treeline over there did you? Yeah that's right you speak English with me. Don't you loving dare disrespect me. So anyway. Now that all that ugliness is out of the way how are all of you doing today?  I love canadians, so polite and friendly. You look me in the eye when you talk I really like that. That's a rare, very special thing in the deep south where I come from.So who hurt your friend over there? That's infected pretty bad. I've got some stuff for that. Now I can't make any promises but you are definitely welcome to whatever... wait What's in it for us? One minute you're plotting to kill me the next you want my medical supplies? Just cause you're Canadian and I'm from the resistance doesn't make us friends. You wanna dance with the devil? Do you know how long it's been since I took a straight man and hosed his virgin rear end all night long? Wanna make a deal? No no I'm kidding, give me a cigarette and help yourself to my medical supplies. Told Two Times fucked around with this message at 15:15 on Apr 8, 2015 |
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*Bitches and whines to the rest of the commonwealth to come bail us out* *Cyborg queen shows up and blasts white house with her laser eyes*
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If you all would've flipped out at the same time this never would've happened. This ruined apocolyptic planet....all those dead people. I mean who's even LEFT? Have you heard anything from Europe or south america? It's all your fault. Everybody's fault. You all sold your souls to the devil and worshipped money as your god. You know I hosed an Eskimo one time before this happened. Eskimo pussy ain't mighty cold it's Hella good. Now that all you Canadian men are in death camps.... Well were. We nuked them. We nuked everything. I guess I'll spend the couple years I got left loving all your Canadian women and building your nation in my image. In a hundred years my seed will be more prolific than ghengis khan. It's over. We wiped the white plantation ist gene right off the planet. The pedophiles, the sociopaths, the wasteland junkies, all those rich loving inbred old money trash. It's gone. We won. Will we burn in hell for it? I don't care. It was necessary. They couldn't let go.
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Jonad posted:my tribes best hunters and i catch a small herd of americans wandering the tundra of central ontario. linda quick-leaf lures one of the lumbering southerners with a bundle of petrified big macs tied to a stick, drawing him towards the rocky outcrop where we lie in wait. the strongest of the hunters, lead by gordon dead-jaw, burst out from behind the rocks, immobilizing the mighty freedom-lover by driving their spears into its vulnerable ankles. the remainder of the hunting party including myself kill the creature by bashing in its immense skull with stones. we then set down to the arduous task of butchering the american in the field. no part goes to waste: his thick, greasy hide can be fastened into new tents, his spikey, frost tipped hair woven into swaddlings for our children. but the greatest prize is the mighty creature's blubber, which provides a rare source of fuel. as i carve off a chunk of the great beast's panniculus, i feel a bang of guilt at having destroyed such a majestic creature. but i reassure myself that it is the american itself that is to blame, for we would not need to hunt it if its ancestors had not come into our country and cut down all our trees to make burger king napkins and pornographic magazines. you destroyed this thread nothing else is going to match up.
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