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Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you

Poetic Justice posted:

What do you like?

apparently shooting faces and strategy games

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somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

shiksa posted:

i remember reading the entirety of every manual on the drive home from the video game store when i was younger, now i routinely skip over tutorials because they're for total babies.

the smell of a freshly wrapped cd and manual was the best

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Savings Coupon posted:

apparently shooting faces and strategy games

gta5 just came out and it's pretty fun and good although the controls are still janky as poo poo occasionally for some weird reason

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Poetic Justice posted:

gta5 just came out

on what linux? that game came out like 2 years ago

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Poetic Justice posted:

gta5 just came out and it's pretty fun and good although the controls are still janky as poo poo occasionally for some weird reason

i had fun playing it on ps3 about a year ago

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

thathonkey posted:

on what linux? that game came out like 2 years ago

Pc is all that matters, I had it on xbox 360 and it was awful smeary garbage. Although, the loading times on PC are pretty loving unforgivable.

Jomo
Jul 11, 2009

Poetic Justice posted:

Limited users are prevented from accessing several features on Steam, including but not limited to:

Sending friend invites
Opening group chat
Voting on Greenlight, Steam Reviews and Workshop items
Participating in the Steam Market
Posting frequently in the Steam Discussions
Gaining Steam Profile Levels and Trading Cards
Submitting content on the Steam Workshop
Posting in an item's Steam Workshop Discussions
Accessing the Steam Web API
Using browser and mobile chat

Can I pay $5 to have all this clutter removed from my Steam account?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

why are we so angry at video games

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

LeoMarr posted:

why are we so angry at video games

videogames killed my mother and raped my father!

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

videogames killed my mother and raped my father!

im gay

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
im a big precedent whore. think like, NSA spying. like why does it really matter if an NSA computer sees your microdick pics you sent to your sister? it doesnt. but its the precedent thats the problem there. the implication of abuse - none of which has to do with your worthless feelings or privacy

all that being said if you cant spend $5 on steam then gently caress off

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

im a big precedent whore. think like, NSA spying. like why does it really matter if an NSA computer sees your microdick pics you sent to your sister? it doesnt. but its the precedent thats the problem there. the implication of abuse - none of which has to do with your worthless feelings or privacy

all that being said if you cant spend $5 on steam then gently caress off

hey man i bought 1 copy of bad rats for myself and 3 for others during the last summer sale, you can gently caress right off

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

shiksa posted:

hey man i bought 1 copy of bad rats for myself and 3 for others during the last summer sale, you can gently caress right off

why?

drowningidiot
Sep 27, 2014
I have the orange box. Is that good enough?

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
HOW CAN I IDLE WITH 20 DIFFERENT ACCOUNTS TO GET HATS IN TF NOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

i own precisely one steam game, kentucky route zero, because it didnt come out on xbox and computer gamers are shut in faggots

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Enfield posted:

who gives a poo poo

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Pharmaskittle posted:

Every time I view the uninstalled games in my steam there seem to be at least five that I'm sure I didn't buy or ever want.

Same, but I'm pretty sure that's the humble bundle's fault

I mean, MX vs. ATV Reflex? AquaNox 1 and 2? Defy Gravity? Rocketbirds: Hardboiled Chicken? Toki Tori? What the gently caress is any of this poo poo.

e: defy gravity was apparently bought last month for a total of 15 cents. I don't really remember that, so I suspect I may have been drinking at the time.

Wanamingo fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Apr 18, 2015

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

now I actually have to buy a game on the Steam account I use to quarantine goons from touching my personal life

HAM ON THE BONE
Aug 22, 2009


Pillbug
My fiancé has spent like $1000 on TF2 hats.

Can I just kill him and we call it even?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

anglerfish posted:

My fiancé has spent like $1000 on TF2 hats.

Can I just kill him and we call it even?

yes

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

anglerfish posted:

My fiancé has spent like $1000 on TF2 hats.

Can I just kill him and we call it even?

Are we talking real money, or $1000 worth of steam funbux that he got from trading other stuff?

You should kill him either way, this'll just determine how you do it

RobotsLoveSpectres
Dec 29, 2008
I think I got steam to play the Counterstrike 1.6 beta or something.


somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

RobotsLoveSpectres posted:

I think I got steam to play the Counterstrike 1.6 beta or something.




How did you know about steam like a year before it was even out!?

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
Than.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Why would you even bother installing Steam if you can't afford $5 worth of games?

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002

The Dennis System posted:

Why would you even bother installing Steam if you can't afford $5 worth of games?

There are a lot of free games that use steam as a distribution method. Also a lot of games have free week ends where you can play from like friday morning to monday night or whatever. You can install steam and start playing dota 2 right now and become a true trashcan human in minutes.

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

if you don't have a gun or dota hat worth at least 30bux lmbo

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
I got Steam to play Goldeneye: Source and Black Mesa.

Not touched it since.

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Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

I got Steam to play Goldeneye: Source and Black Mesa.

Not touched it since.

lol if u used steam after people started "liking it"

looks like someone's just lost access to the cool people lunch table

the only game i've bought on steam was dayz because i fell for the youtube viewerhits gold rush showing it off like it was the second coming of christ

Lawrence Gilchrist fucked around with this message at 19:54 on Apr 18, 2015

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