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unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I wouldn't have the patience to be dragged around for 15 hours, good job peder

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Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
You guys bring up some great points. Has anyone let Peder know that he wasn't the one running?

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
OP, STOP POSTING DAILY MAIL ARTICLES.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

The athletic brother is just using his able-bodied privilege to exploit his brother's disability for millions of Facebook views.

Erethizon_dorsatum
Nov 14, 2009

Serious Frolicking posted:

also, that is a terrible loving thing to say. why does the healthy one have to be dumb to make the dead weight feel better? he obviously has iron will all on his own to do something that grueling with no assistance. like, why are they trying to make it seem like steen is a half-wit who couldnt have done it on his own?

Healthy one probably feels irrational guilt so he pretends that sickbro has his own advantages, thus making them more even.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

I hope he also drags along sick bro when he's banging all the chicks who are into his whole inspirational twin thing.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Maybe iron man sherpas can become a thing

Drag some rich person's rear end around the thing for 5k so rich person can say they did the iron man

Erethizon_dorsatum
Nov 14, 2009

Universe Master posted:

I hope he also drags along sick bro when he's banging all the chicks who are into his whole inspirational twin thing.

Haha sure I have a massive knob and gently caress like a stallion, but Peder here is way better at Clue.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Broenheim posted:

this gimmick is stupid and boring plz stop op your ruining gbs!!!!

Your avatar is neat

Edit: I think I see how that fat acceptance lady plans to compete in the ironman triathlon.

donkey salami posted:

Maybe iron man sherpas can become a thing

Drag some rich person's rear end around the thing for 5k so rich person can say they did the iron man

I think that's an excellent idea. Although, regarding Regan Chastain, how much extra would the ironman Sherpa have to charge for extra mass?

Edit2: Oh wow, according to web md, under causes for cerebral palsy, being a twin or part of a multiple birth is listed.

Bored fucked around with this message at 21:59 on May 2, 2015

Baudolino
Apr 1, 2010

THUNDERDOME LOSER
I feel a little bad for the healthy Brother. He must be struggling with a massive case of Survivors guilt ( why was i spared?).
Kinda makes you Wonder which Brother is truly enjoying life. The masochist doing penance or mr couch potato?

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
This is beautiful and should serve as a lesson to all of you liberals who would've had that man aborted because God's plan was different for him than it was for you.

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

Dude's trying to escape that boat.

"If only I could drown," he thinks.

He'll never die the way he wants to.

Life is misery.

Indubitable Leg
Aug 9, 2013
Murder all healthy people.

Anorexic Robot
Nov 11, 2012
I wanna see the brother get cocky and say "NO I did it last year I can do this all by myself" and have pictures of him just laying there on the beach as all the boats take off

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
IM STILL NOT MOVED

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Peder sounds suspiciously like a familiarism for a pedo, what are the twins hiding

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
my favourite twins are those two muscle bound gay pornstars who do eachother in the butt like its no big deal

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
no homo

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Zzulu posted:

my favourite twins are those two muscle bound gay pornstars who do eachother in the butt like its no big deal

peder's hard cock slips into his brother's rear end in a top hat, rewarding him for his success so far, and motivating him to go on in the race "oh brother, im so glad that your throbbing member hasnt been affected by your disease" says steen, gently caressing peder's nipples with his pierced tongue

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Eww, gross, Danes!

Cockmaster
Feb 24, 2002

Medieval Medic posted:

The lesson is that if you are deficient, you must saddle someone else with the responsability of carrying you through the finishing line?

No, it's that you can do anything you put your mind to... if you have someone else available to do everything for you.

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
the cripple sounds like an Iron rear end in a top hat

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer
This guy really shouldnt take his realdoll everywhere.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
the brave story of one corpses covert journey to a swiss euthanasia station

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
This guy will be public enemy number one if he ever dares a marathon without bringing his sack of brother

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.

Cockmaster posted:

No, it's that you can do anything you put your mind to... if you have someone else available to do everything for you.

that's how the pyramids were made

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

krampster2 posted:

omg i can't believe that happened op

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Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007
Fun Shoe
why does sack brother still have limbs

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