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King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

huskarl_marx posted:

listen its only gay if your balls are touching each other

But my balls touch each other all the time :ohdear:

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scopes
Jun 5, 2004

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

if you have never put something in your butt for sexual purposes you are making poor use of your time on earth.

well what else is putting stuff up my butt for genius

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

if you have never put something in your butt for sexual purposes you are making poor use of your time on earth.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

King Vidiot posted:

But my balls touch each other all the time :ohdear:

Freakin homo, ahhh jeez!

son gay. so what
Mar 13, 2011

huskarl_marx posted:

listen its only gay if your balls are touching each other

Yea and they have to be hairless or the hair gets tangled

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

psyopmonkey posted:

Freakin homo, ahhh jeez!

I was just playin, one of my balls is behind my ear.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

King Vidiot posted:

I was just playin, one of my balls is behind my ear.

Its naht ah toomah.

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

Moridin920 posted:

lol if you think you won't be able to hook up your brain to VR where you are a girl getting gangbanged in the next 40 years or so

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

psyopmonkey posted:

Its not better just way different.

Guy orgasms are physical while chick orgasms are super mental.

Like close eyes, feel like passing out, waves of wtfomgamazecraze. Kinda like drinking a caramel frapp.

Estrogen is a helluva drug.

I hope this helps you a bunch!

I am Girl and confim this, and that it opens a hyperlink to the Mothership hoovering above the Earth. That's why it's so great.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Moridin920 posted:

lol if you think you won't be able to hook up your brain to VR where you are a girl getting gangbanged in the next 40 years or so

hurry up, science :awesome:

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Moridin920 posted:

lol if you think you won't be able to hook up your brain to VR where you are a girl getting gangbanged in the next 40 years or so

The Oculus already exists.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


the occulus is a stone wheel to the astrolabe of the future of VR. Who needs audio/visual hardware when you'll be able to stick a wire in a brain and induce hallucinations that not only look real but feel real.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

20 years ago, the future was born

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

hemophilia posted:

the occulus is a stone wheel to the astrolabe of the future of VR. Who needs audio/visual hardware when you'll be able to stick a wire in a brain and induce hallucinations that not only look real but feel real.

You feel an orgasm with the brain, not the genitals so I guess since men and women have the same brain it could be possible to see what the other gender experiences

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
I never use my hands. I always go pants down rear end in the air humping my chair into submission so that no one can ever accuse me of touching a dick and being gay.

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp
I can't wait to experience sex with my virtual oval office.

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008

by Smythe
Running Up That Hill is about a girl wanting to feel what it's like to stroke a dong and a guy wanting to feel what it's like to flick a bean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp43OdtAAkM

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
Kate Bush ftw

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
If female orgasms are so great how come there's a whole genre of lit like

Know Your Vagina – the Mysteries of the Female Orgasm
Inner Goddess - How to Tell If You've Had an Orgasm

and

Me and My 'Geener – Can Anybody Please Help Me Figure out How This Thing Works???

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


People have told me my cock is ok.

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

Decrepus posted:

People have told me my cock is ok.

oh god, yes, right there, your dick is SO adequate

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

VendaGoat posted:


20 years ago, the future was born

I too was it a future where I can experience the joy of virtually having an intense lesbian experience & witnessing some black men killed by white cops for no reason.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Android Bicyclist posted:

I too was it a future where I can experience the joy of virtually having an intense lesbian experience & witnessing some black men killed by white cops for no reason.

:stare: this movie is more prophetic then I imagined.

VendaGoat fucked around with this message at 01:08 on May 4, 2015

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
women don't get circumcised so, definitely op!

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Is the removal of the clitoral hood still a form of female genital mutilation, or is it more akin to male circumcision?

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
any form of ritual circumcision is mutilation hth

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

Android Bicyclist posted:

I too was it a future where I can experience the joy of virtually having an intense lesbian experience & witnessing some black men killed by white cops for no reason.

Halfway there

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

If female orgasms are so great how come there's a whole genre of lit like

Know Your Vagina – the Mysteries of the Female Orgasm
Inner Goddess - How to Tell If You've Had an Orgasm

and

Me and My 'Geener – Can Anybody Please Help Me Figure out How This Thing Works???

the best things in life take more work to achieve brah

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

the buddha didn't just sit down and find enlightenment. it took time.

Gloryhold It!
Sep 22, 2008

Fucking
Adorable

Decebal posted:

You feel an orgasm with the brain, not the genitals so I guess since men and women have the same brain it could be possible to see what the other gender experiences

Just juice yourself with some estrogen or testosterone respectively. You'll get the other sides eventually. Possibly both at once.


Cake Smashing Boob posted:

If female orgasms are so great how come there's a whole genre of lit like

Know Your Vagina – the Mysteries of the Female Orgasm
Inner Goddess - How to Tell If You've Had an Orgasm

and

Me and My 'Geener – Can Anybody Please Help Me Figure out How This Thing Works???

poo poo's harder to complete, lots of people suck at sex, and societal pressures suppressing information about female sexuality and junk like that.

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Fusilli Jerry
Dec 13, 2013

ASSMAN

Starving Autist posted:

I can't wait to experience sex with my virtual cat.

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