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I hate my body & am running on <3 hours sleep, so I am a dearth of poor life choices. Now I'm listening to Jimmy Kimmel on "The B.S. Report with Bill Simmons" talking about the Pacquiao/Mayweather fight, so now I'm thinking A: I wasted $100 on that fight, B: Mayweather had the loving Burger King in his entourage, and C: if I am a boxer I want the Grimace in my entourage.
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Android Bicyclist posted:Mi Mero Molle I'm thinking I'm trying this the next time I'm in PDX.
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May 5, 2015 18:20
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killing myself.
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May 5, 2015 18:21
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It would be funny to hook a bidet up to an 'Instant Hot".
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May 5, 2015 18:28
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The duality of polygamist marriage and how rad it would be to do that if you had no kids However, are women who wish to be polygamist suggestible to lezzing out? All of the TV stories about polygamy I seen makes it look like they don't. Is there a point to having a plural marriage if one wife won't eat the cum out of the others pussy? Oh well thanks for listening g-d bless
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May 5, 2015 18:29
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Did the 5 guys thing i was thinking about earlier itt and perhaps I built my meme lunch up too much in my head. Such prices they charge! Almost $11 for my cheeseburger small fries and water, I tried to talk them down to no avail. It was like 50% fuddruckers quality in a fast food atmosphere at 130% fuddruckers price
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May 5, 2015 18:52
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Also on the way there I told my coworker we'd need to stop at a grocery store and a starbucks for some sriracha and caramel macchiatto for a funny pic idea I had, he called me a "human being" and "we're not doing that poo poo". What's the over/under on him being down for a supply-closet dick-sucking sesh later today?
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May 5, 2015 18:54
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i killed a guy in elite dangerous named voldemort and he only had a 10,000 dollar bounty on him i guess space voldemort isn't so bad as regular voldemort but still bad enough to get smoked
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May 5, 2015 23:59
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WoodrowSkillson posted:boobs this is like 90% of my day
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May 6, 2015 00:01
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4+ hrs after the disappoint 5 guys experience I've farted like 3 times that smelled worse than a cat fart, normal?
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May 6, 2015 00:03
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Boobs. In fact I am singing a boobies song set to the tune of Hugh Laurie's "America".
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May 6, 2015 00:04
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Feet
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May 6, 2015 00:05
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maybe i'll masturbate today
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May 6, 2015 00:36
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i have to poop but i also want to have a cigarette. kinda want to do both at the same time but i'm in a public library so i dont know if thats the best course of action tbh
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May 6, 2015 00:57
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im thinking about non-fat Larissa Lezhnina dancing the role of the 'Fairy Doll' who friendzones two pierrot dudes because they are beta losers. lol
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May 6, 2015 01:06
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"I always did like the front page more"
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May 6, 2015 02:21
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May 6, 2015 03:19
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I'm thinking that how having that flight of tequila for lunch made me feel really full. I need to eat at Chipotle for dinner, dammit!
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May 6, 2015 03:48
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why it's taking your mom so long to get undressed.
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May 6, 2015 04:23
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 that, and the Mr. Skeltal meme which has had me pissed off all day Masturbasturd fucked around with this message at 04:28 on May 6, 2015 |
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May 6, 2015 04:25
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Thinkin' about Rosemary. And thinkin' about the law.
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May 6, 2015 05:18
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Dick in the rear end and the rear end and the rear end Dick in the rear end and the rear end and the rear end Dick in the rear end and the rear end and the rear end
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May 6, 2015 05:31
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im just loving angry about the internet is all
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May 6, 2015 05:32
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if you pretend hard enough that you're a different you after a while are you even pretending anymore?
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May 6, 2015 05:34
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Gatekeeper posted:if you pretend hard enough that you're a different you after a while are you even pretending anymore? drat dude
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May 6, 2015 05:35
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Gatekeeper posted:if you pretend hard enough that you're a different you after a while are you even pretending anymore? Is this a ship of theseus argument?
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May 6, 2015 05:38
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I'm thinking about sad poo poo while listening to this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lXwT7mxmf8
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May 6, 2015 05:38
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BTW still thinking about boobs. Big ones.
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May 6, 2015 05:39
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VendaGoat posted:BTW still thinking about boobs. same
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May 6, 2015 05:41
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Do I want to read, smoke or sleep?
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May 6, 2015 05:42
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VendaGoat posted:Is this a ship of theseus argument? i dunno, googlin it now. just a think i thunk e: ooh yeah i've heard the grandfathers axe variant. not quite, i mean if your brain starts putting on a new personality mask, and does this new personality so hard that eventually it doesn't even need to try, is that just who you are then? are you still pretending? Gatekeeper fucked around with this message at 06:04 on May 6, 2015 |
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May 6, 2015 05:57
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I kinda want popcorn, but I nly if someone else melts the butter. I'm comfy. Guess we know which option I chose.
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May 6, 2015 06:03
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oncearoundaltair posted:im thinking about non-fat Larissa Lezhnina dancing the role of the 'Fairy Doll' who friendzones two pierrot dudes because they are beta losers. lol i looked her up it doesn't look like she got fat?
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May 6, 2015 06:07
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NomChompsky posted:i mean what'd you think was gonna happen holding a contest to draw muhammed
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May 6, 2015 06:23
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that there's too much carrot in this soup and that I should reduce it from 3 to 1 in future.
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May 6, 2015 06:26
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my shoulder is cold
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May 6, 2015 07:23
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Robbie Fowler posted:that there's too much carrot in this soup and that I should reduce it from 3 to 1 in future. 
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May 6, 2015 07:24
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comic book movies are generally pretty bad
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May 6, 2015 07:26
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I'm thinking about the Chipotle I didn't get to eat because I was a dumdum & didn't activate my e-pass for the train, so the transit meter maids gave me a ticket. Made me get off the train too. Some other dude also didn't have a ticket, but he got all belligerent & got into a fistfight with the ticket dude. Ended up catching the bus home, but that meant I missed Chipotle's hours and settled for Taco Bell instead. Also discovered Taco Bell has a new hot sauce & was giving away free biscuit tacos this morning. Now I'm thinking about how crappy this Cinco de Mayo ended up.
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NomChompsky posted:i looked her up it doesn't look like she got fat? no she wasnt ever and didnt get and will never become fat. i just made my point badly. sorry  anyway now im thinking of 
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