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if you have appropriate coloured sheets and they don't smell I don't see a problem. spray them with something to freshen them up if you'd like.
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# ? May 9, 2015 11:39 |
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just checking in to say that yes i've been a naked sleeper for like 12 years now and its the best thing ever. when I'm on vacation with friends or something and I have to wear boxers to bed to avoid giving them an eyeful of my dick when I wake up it is torture
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# ? May 9, 2015 13:47 |
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every time i sleep naked my weiner rolls off the side of the bed and gets uncovered by the sheets and get cold because it's so big
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# ? May 9, 2015 13:50 |
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On humid nights, I like to sprinkle some baby powder on my sheets. It smells good and keeps everything nice and dry.
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# ? May 10, 2015 06:37 |
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diabeetz posted:if you have appropriate coloured sheets and they don't smell I don't see a problem. spray them with something to freshen them up if you'd like. half a year of not washing sheets is the same exact thing as not washing clothes and continuing to wear them for the same amount of time. even if you don't realize it you're sweating/drooling on those sheets a gently caress ton
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# ? May 10, 2015 06:39 |
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man if you don't know the sheer simple joy of putting on some comfy long PJ's on a snowy fridged winter night and just drifting off warm as can be under a comforter and zzzz...no wait, cat wants under the blankets too, aww yeah, fire-safe space heater that makes the most relaxing happy sound on earth all night....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz being naked would ruin the poo poo out of that and the world would be a sadder place you god savage op
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# ? May 10, 2015 06:46 |
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Dead Gay Romans posted:man if you don't know the sheer simple joy of putting on some comfy long PJ's on a snowy fridged winter night and just drifting off warm as can be under a comforter and zzzz...no wait, cat wants under the blankets too, aww yeah, fire-safe space heater that makes the most relaxing happy sound on earth all night....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz as a person who is almost always too hot while i'm sleeping and has to have my feet outside of my blanket at all times this sounds like a literal idea of hell
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# ? May 10, 2015 06:48 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:as a person who is almost always too hot while i'm sleeping and has to have my feet outside of my blanket at all times this sounds like a literal idea of hell idk man make the house colder? I live in a colder climate and I save a poo poo ton on heating by just wearing comfy warm clothes, really a win-win in my mind.
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# ? May 10, 2015 06:53 |
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underpants are crucial esp. if your bits have a chance of leaking blood all over your bedsheets pajamas that involve pants or long sleeves are stupid though, basically this: Aesop Poprock posted:as a person who is almost always too hot while i'm sleeping and has to have my feet outside of my blanket at all times this sounds like a literal idea of hell
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# ? May 10, 2015 06:57 |
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I sleep fully clothed so if my apartment catches on fire I don't have to run out into the street naked.
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# ? May 10, 2015 06:59 |
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Portals posted:underpants are crucial esp. if your bits have a chance of leaking blood all over your bedsheets
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# ? May 10, 2015 07:01 |
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Should be noted for foreigners that in America there is at least a 5% chance every night that a SWAT team gets the wrong address and kicks your door in guns blazing at 3am. and believe me after they are all hopped up from gunning down my terrified attack-dog/cat/turtle, they are definitely gonna mistake my massive dong for a weapon and murder me. Really it's just prudence to sleep clothed in the states unless you have a tiny baby cock as the cops rarely shoot their own.
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# ? May 10, 2015 07:16 |
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Zyklon B Zombie posted:I sleep fully clothed so if my apartment catches on fire I don't have to run out into the street naked. Dude, that's just a bonus to sleeping naked!
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# ? May 10, 2015 07:22 |
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If you have a cat sleeping on you that wants to tread you on the boob or are staying over at a relative's house and have to share a bed with your Gramgram. Also if you die in your sleep, that's another like, 5 people other than the mortician who gotta see your dead dong.
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# ? May 10, 2015 07:25 |
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Zippy the Bummer posted:scrape their bod hair off entirely
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# ? May 10, 2015 07:32 |
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Das Boo posted:If you have a cat sleeping on you that wants to tread you on the boob or are staying over at a relative's house and have to share a bed with your Gramgram. 3 of the best reasons to sleep naked i've heard yet
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# ? May 10, 2015 11:48 |
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i do it sometimes but it's risky if i wanna go to the toilet at night because i have roommates, hope they don't see me
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# ? May 10, 2015 12:23 |
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I think bugs might crawl into my butt
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# ? May 10, 2015 13:26 |
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I like to wake up and start slapping my dick back and forth in my wifes face in the morning. Also I'm gorgeous and I would never clothe my majestic dong if I didn't have to.
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# ? May 10, 2015 14:47 |
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i wake up hard and sustain for at lest 7 minutes after im up
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# ? May 10, 2015 17:12 |
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sometimes i sleep naked with all the windows open
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# ? May 10, 2015 18:17 |
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Lt. Tanaka posted:sometimes i sleep naked with all the windows open The School across the street would like you to close the curtains.
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# ? May 10, 2015 18:22 |
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Four Score posted:if I sharted/peed/jizzed a bit while I slept it would get on my bed, duh OP. easier to change boxers than sheets
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# ? May 10, 2015 18:23 |
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if you dont sleep naked your a person of retardation, the bad kind i mean
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# ? May 10, 2015 18:56 |
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:I'm a girl and my grandmother would always tell me in Spanish that if you went into a river without panties there was a bug that entered your vagina and I always was weird about that. I'd be nervous something entered me. But my tits? Free for all So glad that I just had a regular grandma who told me that if children mis behaved or rough housed too much they would get eaten by ravens
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