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Jim Barris posted:Well when I was like 13 this girl I was kind of friends with but who was always a bitch to me ended up in a coma. I went to see her in the hospital and I accidentally jostled her a bit in the bed and her shirt fell open. So her titty was just out and so I popped one off and splattered across her chest. I remember looking at the ropey strings of cum reaching from finger to finger like opalescent spiderwebs and muttering 'I'm so hosed up' same
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Jim Barris posted:Well when I was like 13 this girl I was kind of friends with but who was always a bitch to me ended up in a coma. I went to see her in the hospital and I accidentally jostled her a bit in the bed and her shirt fell open. So her titty was just out and so I popped one off and splattered across her chest. I remember looking at the ropey strings of cum reaching from finger to finger like opalescent spiderwebs and muttering 'I'm so hosed up' I watched while you were doing this.
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May 21, 2015 09:34
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I had a guy who lived in the same dorm as me who knocked over and broke my PS2 and refused to cop to it or pay for a replacement. I had been real constipated lately and a buddy and I ate Mexican that day for lunch and I felt the floodgates loosening. The PS2 Breaker invited me over to hang out, which usually meant standing there bored while he played Diablo II on some cheat server until I bailed to go get drunk with real life girls. This time I went over uninvited and while he leveled up his Archbishop of Nobody Gives a gently caress I excused myself to his bathroom and took the biggest poo poo of my life. So big it clogged on the courtesy flush. The massive dook then proceeded to mound up well over the meager amount of water left in the bowl. This was like two or three day's worth of backlogged (heh) poo, and soon his bowl was a cornucopia of poo poo stylings. I think I had every form from that little chart at the doctor's office represented in here, all in about four shades of brown. I still had a bit left over at the end so I opened the tank and upper deckered it for good measure. I wiped, dropped the lovely TP into his bathroom trashcan, told him I was going out and left. Weird part is, he never once brought it up. You think poo poo-destroying someone's bathroom in a small dorm room would be something you'd mention, but not a word. I like to think he figured he deserved it, because he did.
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May 21, 2015 10:17
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When I was in my early teens my friends and I would go into irc chat rooms and pretend to be an underaged kids and flirt with old dudes in order to get personal information from them to try and expose them as pedos to their family and bosses. It was pretty drat hosed up and creepy. I got the idea from an ED article on "pedo baiting". I didn't have the balls to report any of the info I got though so no harm was done to anyone. This was before I had ever watched a single episode of to catch a predator by the way,
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May 21, 2015 12:19
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found my friends porn collection and jacked off to it
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