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God is pretty gay then
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# ? May 28, 2015 07:18 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 12:32 |
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god gay. so what
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# ? May 28, 2015 07:20 |
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bringing god up in a non-theological context is basically a person admitting they're out of their depth and resorting to something that they perceive as the lowest common denominator of verbal discourse in a desperate attempt to find a shared language. if this attempt fails, the person is reduced to a state of panic as they are dealing with something that is truly alien to them. see also: talking about the weather
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# ? May 28, 2015 07:28 |
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hail yhwh
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# ? May 28, 2015 07:30 |
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wait if I've got God inside me and so do you, does that mean I'm getting cucked by God?
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# ? May 28, 2015 07:30 |
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maybe humans are the real gods
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# ? May 28, 2015 07:38 |
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# ? May 28, 2015 07:48 |
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the best argument for the existence of god i've heard so far, hands down
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# ? May 28, 2015 07:52 |
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quakster posted:the best argument for the existence of god i've heard so far, hands down
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# ? May 28, 2015 08:24 |
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quakster posted:bringing god up in a non-theological context is basically a person admitting they're out of their depth and resorting to something that they perceive as the lowest common denominator of verbal discourse in a desperate attempt to find a shared language. if this attempt fails, the person is reduced to a state of panic as they are dealing with something that is truly alien to them. see also: talking about the weather i like your posts itt
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# ? May 28, 2015 08:32 |
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dino evolve into chiken; coincidence?
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# ? May 28, 2015 08:33 |
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# ? May 28, 2015 08:34 |
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Vastarien posted:could god make an enchilada so big that not even he could eat it? God is everyone so every mouth at the same time eats the enchilada
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# ? May 28, 2015 09:23 |
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thats baloney, op total baloney
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# ? May 28, 2015 09:26 |
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# ? May 28, 2015 09:27 |
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furthermore, people who knowingly state "i believe in god" or something similar just to disrupt other people's lives are essentially people with no cultural identity, roaming around in search of a pack to belong to; functionally identical to angsty or rebelling teenagers saying "who cares". well, i'll tell you who cares, you godful cocks. i care. i care about everything, at all times, forever. im gay for caring and no amount of your pussy-rear end god will ever make me stop, cause thats just how much i care. praise be to satan, goatman, lowtax and goku, hellaluJah also, i'm glad to be the sperm of europe
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# ? May 28, 2015 11:20 |
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god is in ur base killin ur d00ds
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# ? May 28, 2015 11:22 |
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We're all just dirt. The universe neither heeds nor obeys our self obsessed constructs like divinity. All trace of us, all history will be ground away by the implacable ages and the sun will swallow the earth.
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# ? May 28, 2015 11:39 |
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ain't no amount of self-flagellation gonna unbite that apple. daddy be gone, he gone for good. daddy is pining for the fjords. stop lusting after stiffies and take your place as part of human, god's most capable kid. dad is ded. rip
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# ? May 28, 2015 11:40 |
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Gatekeeper posted:god's cock is a friend of the family. jesus sucks the cum from my fat fingers. i gently caress god's cock with my face and spit his cum on my belly. long-dead moses visits me to lick friend of the family cum from my chin. i can't see the stars anymore. christ fills my oval office with the holy ghost. friend of the family god sucks my cock with abraham's lips and swallows my cum with sarah's throat and shits in my oval office with noah's sodomized rear end in a top hat. i weep when i cum. god doesn't forgive. my family never calls me anymore. This is a good point but I'm pretty sure Dick Dorkins said it first.
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# ? May 28, 2015 13:08 |
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We are the gods now.
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# ? May 28, 2015 13:10 |
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god is a cock?
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# ? May 28, 2015 13:14 |
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We are the gods *jerks off to a woman stuffing her butt full of floppy disks*
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# ? May 28, 2015 13:19 |
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If god is inside me I hope he's wearing a condom because I don't want to get god aids
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# ? May 28, 2015 13:35 |
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# ? May 28, 2015 14:55 |
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# ? May 28, 2015 15:07 |
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tvayisnihyaami posted:everything is god. sweet im gonna go jack off, god will come out of my dick god
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# ? May 28, 2015 15:08 |
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i did not consent to god being inside of me. that is rape. god is a rapist.
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# ? May 28, 2015 15:25 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 12:32 |
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I just took a huge poo poo. Now God is in the toilet lol.
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# ? May 28, 2015 15:43 |