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Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

I.N.R.I posted:

I dont have a wife so you should visualise something else. like erm , a beach at sunset, or a cup filling with sand.

Wow, mods?

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Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
pics of your wife in a confederate flag bikini or it didn't happen

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
This thread's been up for a week. If wife ain't up by now you'd better check (the life insurance policy)

thewireguy
Jul 2, 2013
Whenever I sleep with a woman, I always wake up with morning wood and find myself dry humping them. Maybe try that...

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Woke the GF this morning by playing with her tits, you all saying the rest of you don't do this? LOL

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