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Married life is the poo poo
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put a cigarette out on her face
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Jun 22, 2015 18:45
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same, re: your wife
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Jun 22, 2015 18:46
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Start loving her. She'll wake up.
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Jun 22, 2015 18:46
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She's not going to wake up. She knew what she was in for and chose suicide, instead.
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Jun 22, 2015 18:46
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dad gay. so what posted:put a cigarette out on her face
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Jun 22, 2015 18:46
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nice OP tell me more, what position r u 2 gonna do it in??
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Jun 22, 2015 18:47
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what? you get an occulus rift already somehow? ?? please share
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Jun 22, 2015 18:48
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Nooner posted:nice OP tell me more, what position r u 2 gonna do it in?? Missionary
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Jun 22, 2015 18:49
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How's her bush iydmma (if you don't mind me axing)?
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Jun 22, 2015 18:52
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ill trim her bush any day of the week for cheap cuz im mexican lol
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Jun 22, 2015 18:53
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I.N.R.I posted:Married life with no kids is the poo poo
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Jun 22, 2015 18:55
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Having a wife is good, OP. I'm very happy that I get to spend the rest of my life with my soul mate. 
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Jun 22, 2015 18:58
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bake my wife, please!
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Jun 22, 2015 18:59
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it's a joke about smoking weed, you see
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Jun 22, 2015 18:59
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oh god what if my joke wasn't funny, i'm sorry
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Jun 22, 2015 19:00
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dutch oven her
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Jun 22, 2015 19:02
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Yeah loving in the morning is the best
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Jun 22, 2015 19:05
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goes by the name of Gary haha
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Jun 22, 2015 19:06
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why wait for her to wake up?
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Jun 22, 2015 19:08
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I like to get blowjobs in the morning
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Jun 22, 2015 19:12
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me too
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Jun 22, 2015 19:16
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BottledBodhisvata posted:Yeah loving in the morning is the best it really does square the rest of your day out. all walking around, dealing with people and being all "heh, i got some action already and it aint even lunch"
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Jun 22, 2015 19:17
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Chinatown posted:why wait for her to wake up? LOL
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Jun 22, 2015 19:18
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I had this romantic evening all planned out for my wife - candles, music, champagne, massage oils, rose petals on the bed. As she walked in the door I had this really sexy line ready to say to her and I was all looking good in my robe, but as I opened my mouth to pitch woo to her, I accidently had really loud diarrhea on the floor.
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Jun 22, 2015 20:03
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Libelous Slander posted:oh god what if my joke wasn't funny, i'm sorry don't worry i chuckled
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Jun 22, 2015 20:07
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Why are posting all the best threads lately ? Are you on fire do you need some water?
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Jun 22, 2015 20:10
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I.N.R.I posted:Married life is the poo poo This guy gets it
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Jun 22, 2015 20:11
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Mornings are for coffee and the remains of last nights soldiers. Sex comes later in the day.
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Jun 22, 2015 20:13
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Wife woke me up to gently caress. How 'bout dem apples?
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Jun 22, 2015 20:43
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I have a wife. Like most wifes she fucks. Now, because we're married, I'm the one she fucks. Pretty "loving" sweet.
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Jun 22, 2015 20:46
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:I had this romantic evening all planned out for my wife - candles, music, champagne, massage oils, rose petals on the bed. As she walked in the door I had this really sexy line ready to say to her and I was all looking good in my robe, but as I opened my mouth to pitch woo to her, I accidently had really loud diarrhea on the floor. I am the floor
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Jun 22, 2015 20:46
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dogcrash truther posted:I have a wife. Like most wifes she fucks. Now, because we're married, I'm the one she fucks. Pretty "loving" sweet.
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Jun 22, 2015 20:47
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People say married life is hard, you have to make compromises, its humbling and so on, but get this: you got pussy on tap.
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Jun 22, 2015 20:47
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dogcrash truther posted:People say married life is hard, you have to make compromises, its humbling and so on, but get this: you got pussy on tap. Whats his name hahaha
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Jun 22, 2015 20:48
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A CRUNK BIRD posted:She fucks me too haha She doesn't, because thats one of the benefits of marriage. ANother benefit is, she loves me and wants me to be happy. Guess what that means. You guessed right: sex.
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Jun 22, 2015 20:48
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dogcrash truther posted:She doesn't,
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Jun 22, 2015 20:50
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Man you really shouldn't discuss how much you love married life with other people because all it takes is one stranger saying something innocuous that'll plant that little poison seed in your mind that'll culminate in divorce 25 years later.
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Jun 22, 2015 20:56
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i had sex with your wife and not in those words
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Jun 22, 2015 21:03
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Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:i had sex with your wife and not in those words I had sex with your wife and it's actually a dude lmao
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