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Prorat posted:Boulevard Wheat is the best wheat beer, fact. check out halcyon wheat by tallgrass brewing some time it is extremely good poo poo
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porkchop_express posted:sterno is cheap and makes you blind
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Jun 28, 2015 03:37
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so i can get drunk and i don't have to look at your posts!!!???? haha i'm not serious tho just a little friendly ownage
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Jun 28, 2015 03:44
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alcohol hacks for people who dont like spirits and are giant vaginas buy poo poo bottom shelf vodka sonic cherry limeade the amount of sugar in the drink will mask any bad vodka flavor and youll get rip roaringly drunk in no time but also die from the hangover the next day
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Jun 28, 2015 03:44
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SaltLick posted:alcohol hacks for people who dont like spirits and are giant vaginas Kamchatka all the way buddy! Actually don't do this, Kamchatka gives the worst hangovers imaginable.
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Jun 28, 2015 03:48
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Nefarious posted:it's the best beer they have at my local supermarket. free state is p. good and boulevard's smokestack series are usually on point but a little pricey yeah the smokestack is tits. Tank 7 gives me some foul smelling shits (which is a good thing)
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Jun 28, 2015 03:57
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for you newbies combining beer and spirits owns and is good presuming you weigh more than 90lb. combining wine and spirits however is drinking on hard mode so be careful!
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Jun 28, 2015 04:49
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Nefarious posted:so i can get drunk and i don't have to look at your posts!!!???? drat owned online and put in the friendzone
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Jun 28, 2015 05:36
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Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, and you're a big queer.
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Jun 28, 2015 06:20
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Ive started making beer pancakes out of some of blue moons seasonal stuff and hard ciders. Pretty good as long as you get the measurements right otherwise they are dense as hell.
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Jun 28, 2015 06:32
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If you pour whisky directly over your eye: it burns
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Jun 28, 2015 06:35
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Chug 3 ipa's and then vomit. You'll be able to enjoy an infinite amount of real beer after
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Jun 28, 2015 08:00
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Rich & Rare is the most bang for your buck but will also kill you very fast.
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Jun 28, 2015 08:08
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If you don't drink for a while, say a month or so, next time you drink you will get more drunk! hth OP
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Jun 28, 2015 08:19
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Nefarious posted:check out halcyon wheat by tallgrass brewing some time it is extremely good poo poo Nefarious posted:look at all this bitchmade white trash getting their feelings hurt because they can't stomach real beer Chinatown posted:laughing super hard at this
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Jun 28, 2015 08:20
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If you're in a shotgunning mood but only have bottles, then all you need is a bendy straw. Just put it in the bottle with the short end going over the lip and hold it against the neck. Then it's bottoms up, as the straw lets air pass through into the bottle.
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Jun 30, 2015 09:09
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Im really hungry but instead im going to drink beer just a neat trick for my online posting buddies
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Jun 30, 2015 09:23
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You can use a ball syringe to put high alcohol spirits up your butt
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Jun 30, 2015 09:48
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Make some Breakfast Whiskey: 8 oz. Whiskey 2 tsp. Sanka Instant Coffee Measure out your eight ounces of whiskey. Put it in your mug, and pop that baby into the microwave for about a minute. Get it nice and hot. Then, pour in the two teaspoons of Sanka and stir vigorously. Optional: Finish with a nice big glug of pancake syrup! Breakfast Whiskey (V2) 8 oz. Whiskey 1 K-Cup thing of coffee Open up your single serve coffee maker, and pour the whiskey in where the water usually goes. Put the pod into the basket thing just like normal. Brew and enjoy!
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Jun 30, 2015 18:27
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stop being pretentious about food *literally eats their own poo poo*
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Jun 30, 2015 18:40
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there's a lot of different kinds of beer out there and if you think it's either lovely low ABV macrobrews or IPAs then chances are you're a dolt who drinks it just because that's what you drank in high school
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Jun 30, 2015 18:53
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drink vodka and chase it with water
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Jun 30, 2015 18:57
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if you need to get drunk in a hurry do what i used to do in college: take 3 shots spaced out throughout one minute, no matter your tolerance you will get a buzz very fast if you can hold it down
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Jun 30, 2015 20:11
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Get a big cup of vodka (~12 oz), open your throat like you are yelling and pour vodka in all at once. If you are a baby you can pinch your nose and rinse your mouth out. Chugging, it's called.
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Jun 30, 2015 20:49
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Light beer is for fat middle aged men who want to drink the same amount of beer for fewer calories. Real men drink Lucky Lager.
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Jun 30, 2015 21:06
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spacemang_spliff posted:I tried the Coors Radler. it was pure poo poo. tasted like coors light with the flavoring for lemon trix why would you do this
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Jun 30, 2015 21:27
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spacemang_spliff posted:I tried the Coors Radler. it was pure poo poo. tasted like coors light with the flavoring for lemon trix lol what did you expect
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Jun 30, 2015 21:28
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eat some human poo poo, OP!
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Jun 30, 2015 21:34
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human interaction gay. so what
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Jun 30, 2015 21:35
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Just inject yourself with a shot of vodka. Cheap and efficent. It migth kill you, but that just adds to the whole experience.
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Jun 30, 2015 22:27
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Sanka my balls in2 ur mom ln
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Jun 30, 2015 23:18
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My alcohol trick was starting out with a pint of whiskey a day for a few years and then moving up to a fifth of whiskey every day before graduating to a handle of whiskey (two handles when i was celebrating) every day but then that got a little unsustainable when i found myself failing graduate school unemployed and 160k in debt with nothing in my name except a 10 year old car and half a pack of camel lights it was a lovely trick
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Jun 30, 2015 23:31
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Center pour all beers to burn off that extra carbonation so you have more room in your stomach Also works like a charm if you tend to get the drunk hiccups
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Jul 1, 2015 00:53
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Drunk Nerds posted:Center pour all beers to burn off that extra carbonation so you have more room in your stomach If you get the drunk hiccups, keep drinking until they stop or you die of alc poisoning. Win/win for the rest of us.
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Jul 1, 2015 01:01
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Grody posted:if you need to get drunk in a hurry do what i used to do in college: take 3 shots spaced out throughout one minute, no matter your tolerance you will get a buzz very fast if you can hold it down You need to interact with people who have more tolerance.
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Jul 1, 2015 01:05
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Drinking whiskey straight like a loving man is the only alcohol hack you need.
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Jul 1, 2015 01:28
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Drunk Nerds posted:You need to interact with people who have more tolerance. Anyone who claims they aren't feeling a slight buzz off 3 shots in a minute is either lying, 500lbs, or drinks 3 bottles of Listerine just to get out from under the bridge in the morning.
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bitcoin bastard posted:Anyone who claims they aren't feeling a slight buzz off 3 shots in a minute is either lying, 500lbs, or drinks 3 bottles of Listerine just to get out from under the bridge in the morning. I'm the latter.
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