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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

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CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
his farts probably smell real gross

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Was expecting a selfie in the OP but got some bullshit with a big nose. 1.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
is he running under GOP because his stupid big ears and large nose make him look like an elephant head?

PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009
I have video footage of him farting into his hand and then bringing it up to his nose to smell it, but it's too hot for the media right now, so I'll have to hold off posting it.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I really expected Lena Dunham.

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I want him to lead our party to victory!

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

his farts probably smell real gross

he kinda looks like he just farted and he's all 'what are you gonna do about it?'

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
That's not Hillary Clinton, OP.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Mahuum Aqoha
Jan 15, 2004

SHEPARD!
Do it for the universe!
Fun Shoe
I'm the spot that looks like a zit on his forehead

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

looks like homeboy is pinching a loaf

Bondage
Jun 9, 2008

by Ralp
hey OP Hope & Change amirite

lite frisk
Oct 5, 2013
was expecting a fat flappy vag, op, but this will have to do i guess :fap:

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
counterpoint:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
which one of you goons is this

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

EorayMel posted:

which one of you goons is this


Oh, that's me.

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002


C. Christie looking good. It's nice to see him slimmin down.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
k

Killer Low Life
Sep 6, 2010

Chris Crisco

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
That's not a nice way to talk about our next president.

Also LOL Christie is gonna die of obesity any second now. How many 400+ lb guys are still alive in their mid/late 50s?

And nobody talks about it, but the way Christie is fat is very disturbing to me. He's bottom heavy like a woman. He's built like a big fat secretary. My diagnosis is that there is something wrong with his chromosomes.

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
He's as round as he is tall.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Ted Cruz wants to make Supreme Court judge an elected position.

Chris Christie got lap band surgery.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



lol at people named burt who u think u ar enigga lol

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



if some g come at me and introduce me to his friend burt i expect that ho to honk whenever i squeeze his nose lol joshin johsin

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



if your name is burt everyone gonna assume u some kinda unlcokable character from paper boy for NES

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Toadvine posted:

Ted Cruz wants to make Supreme Court judge an elected position.


even a broken clock, etc.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



everytime people call ur name u like was that someone asking for me or did a duck burp

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


City of Tampa posted:

even a broken clock, etc.

elected judiciary is dumb hope this helps

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



hey burt, where are YOUR BEE'S

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Nuclearmonkee posted:

elected judiciary is dumb hope this helps

it's dumb when we make them pretend to be non-partisan.

and maybe elections are not the answer for the SCOTUS, but this appointed-for-life poo poo with no way to vote off the really bad ones is ridiculous. What happens when Clarence Thomas is a full-on vegetable? He's halfway there already.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

He's British. I believe they call it a fanny.

Holy Cheese
Dec 6, 2006

NotWearingPants posted:

He's British. I believe they call it a fanny.

Irish.

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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

social vegan posted:

if your name is burt everyone gonna assume u some kinda unlcokable character from paper boy for NES

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