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eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
agreed

:synpa:

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i sure hope iran keeps it's eastern promises imho!!!

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

social vegan posted:

i sure hope iran keeps it's eastern promises imho!!!

Their Eastern promises to drive Israel into the Eastern Mediterranean.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

linoleum knife ftw

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

iron_weasel posted:

Eastern Promises was good, but I think Bronson had better naked fighting.
bronson is such a good movie

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
Bronson went out of his way to get nude pre-fight. Russian Aragorn wasn't even trying to fight nude. Bronson wins.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

thats because kirill is gay, gay for the driver.

Son gay. So what?

Onkel Hedwig
Jun 27, 2007


Waroduce posted:

The knife fight was one of the most visceral scenes ive ever seen

The tats were top notch too

As somebody else already said: Enjoy your wang https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cSP8u9N1Vg

also, lol at the killers wielding kitchen knifes.

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.
you dumbshits talking about the wang when you got a glimpse of butthole

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
aragorn must have gotten bruised as gently caress during the naked fight scene.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Onkel Hedwig posted:

As somebody else already said: Enjoy your wang https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cSP8u9N1Vg

also, lol at the killers wielding kitchen knifes.

They're linoleum knives, they carry them because if they get stopped by cops they can just claim they're on their way to a construction job

Also I like when Viggo does that two fingers to the throat gesture to racist grandpa guy

I seem to recall the retardo that got his throat cut was taking a huge piss all over a Jewish headstone in that cemetery

haljordan fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Jul 15, 2015

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

idg eastern promised, I turned the audio off when the KGB guy started talking in a thick uktainian accent

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Agag posted:

Bronson went out of his way to get nude pre-fight. Russian Aragorn wasn't even trying to fight nude. Bronson wins.

"Could you grease up my taint and balls? There's nothing gay about this and I don't want to make you uncomfortable, but I really need my taint and balls greased up because in a few seconds a dozen burly guards are going to come in here and beat me to a pulp and I'd hate if they could get a good grip on my taint and balls. " -- Mad Max

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Al Cowens posted:

Eastern Promises was ok but I never got A History of Violence and thought it was corny/dull as gently caress especially that part where the husband and wife argue and then hatefuck on the stairs.

The movie is set in a cheesy Hollywood film which gets invaded by realistic menace and violence with actual consequences.

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Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

drat horror queefs posted:

naomi watts was basically dead weight but she usually is so

Which is weird considering how loving great she was in the audition scene in Mulholland Drive.

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