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I saw two little brothers first walk.  Best thing to teach a child to swim? Fling him into a pool.
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that'd at best teach them to dog paddle instead of the much prefered breast stroke, c'mon son swimming is a learned skill in humans not instinct
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Jul 17, 2015 12:53
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Ahundredbux posted:that'd at best teach them to dog paddle instead of the much prefered breast stroke, c'mon son swimming is a learned skill in humans not instinct Exactly. They are sometimes too afraid to go in. Once in, swim with them.
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Jul 17, 2015 12:57
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gently caress, thanks tanaka, saving us that long trip to the flash tub.
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Jul 17, 2015 12:58
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Smart babby. I'm dumb now, though.
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Jul 17, 2015 12:59
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Is this the mind at its beginning?
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Jul 17, 2015 13:00
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Zeluth posted:Exactly. They are sometimes too afraid to go in. Once in, swim with them. this I can accepnt thanks for the correction
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Jul 17, 2015 13:04
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My father was Bill Brasky. He was a ten foot beast man that showered in vodka and fed me shrimp scampi when I was a baby.
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Jul 17, 2015 13:11
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I was a successful, well paid corporate executive baby with private jets and cocaine whores. Now I just sniff a little whiskey on the back 9 and poo poo my pants.
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Jul 17, 2015 13:14
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I refused to breastfeed after 6 months and went right on to solid food. Apparently I simply refused to breastfeed after that and only ate food. Gaybabby.
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Jul 17, 2015 13:48
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IronClaymore posted:I refused to breastfeed after 6 months and went right on to solid food. Apparently I simply refused to breastfeed after that and only ate food. tbf solid food owns
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Jul 17, 2015 14:04
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smart babby, disappointingly unsmart non-babby
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Jul 17, 2015 14:41
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Silly babby. Curious enough to repeatedly almost kill myself but too dumb to know how to not die. Thanks for the saves, mom!
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Jul 17, 2015 14:54
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Dubious posted:i was probably making GBS threads myself
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Jul 17, 2015 15:38
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Jul 17, 2015 15:59
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I was born feet first with the cord around my neck, so suicidal babby.
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