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Indubitable Leg posted:
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-too square for tattoos -not square enough to pass a drug test
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Jul 29, 2015 23:32
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:Now I really want to know if Astrofig gets the job cleaning EngineerSean's torture closet. what are you doing out of the torture closet?
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Jul 29, 2015 23:35
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Weaknesses: Pressing "Ready" on raid checks when I'm still finishing a Five Guy's Burger and Fries
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Jul 29, 2015 23:37
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we can do the whole interview process over skype, right? or do i have to come in person
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Jul 30, 2015 00:01
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*10+ years of experience being ground into dust for minimal pay by the same people destroying the world
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Jul 30, 2015 00:13
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yoyodyne posted:StackOverflow lol http://workplace.stackexchange.com/questions/50252/is-stack-exchange-use-a-valuable-skill-on-my-cv
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Jul 30, 2015 00:56
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Cosplaying has really helped with my attention to detail.
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Jul 30, 2015 01:08
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EngineerSean posted:what are you doing out of the torture closet? You said you'd found a replacement that filled out the belly dancer costume much better, so I figured I could go home early...
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Jul 30, 2015 05:12
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:You said you'd found a replacement that filled out the belly dancer costume much better, so I figured I could go home early... nobody could replace you
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Jul 30, 2015 06:53
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- expert with artisanal startup software - knows the correct amount of vowels to remove from a word for maximum marketability/intelligibility intersection - knows how to use the '-' operator in a google search
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Jul 30, 2015 08:24
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I'm transbabyboomer im going to need pension and guaranteed employment for 30 years. Who is the union rep?
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Jul 30, 2015 08:58
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I have a keen interest in the industry, and hold your company in high regard as a leader in the field, in both a domestic and international context.
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Jul 30, 2015 09:47
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The boss receives 27 CV's all exactly the same, all copy-pasted from /r/howtowriteagoodcv
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Jul 30, 2015 09:51
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came here expecting a good laugh, can only get half the jokes getting more detached with age than I realized, should I read something by Ernest Cline?
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Jul 30, 2015 09:53
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dropped the memeware source code to x86 asm... found the ghost in the doge.// help
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Jul 30, 2015 12:02
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I was molested by a gen-xer while a child
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Jul 30, 2015 12:55
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StashAugustine posted:faker, gundarks are star wars not d&d Yeah? And Fields of Cormallen are from Middle Earth BUT I DO WHAT I WANT.
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Jul 30, 2015 17:10
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Stottie Kyek posted:* Social Media Expert "Constructive criticism offered at reasonable rates." Dude fails to understand that beard and hair are meant to work together in harmony. They aren't supposed to be a dichotomy. Basically, either the hair needs to get longer and fuzzier, or the beard needs to be combed and shampooed on the regular. The clashing styles create a distinct unease in the viewer, which is not what you want. It fails to be rebellious or mainstream and is a pretty good sign that he's given little thought to his personal Brand *Proceeds to critique general appearance of interviewer, in a blatant attempt to shift power dynamics around, is son of one of the company founders, get's a sinecure position and wonders aloud in bars why other people are having such a hard time, maybe if they'd apply themselves they could find good jobs, never tips bartenders*
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Jul 31, 2015 18:24
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RE:RE:RE:RE: I CAN HAS JOB PLZ? :3
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Jul 31, 2015 21:01
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*fashion forward which apparently means dressing like a pre schooler
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Jul 31, 2015 21:17
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If I was born 94...does that make me a millennial/goon or can you only be one or the other? I just need to find my place in the universe
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Jul 31, 2015 22:06
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- wrote more than 5 creepypastas
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Jul 31, 2015 22:08
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Has never worn a watch Kale Instagram model?
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Jul 31, 2015 23:16
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— Majored in empathy with a minor in hashtags — Work experience: Recently watched three seasons of The Daily Show
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Jul 31, 2015 23:24
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Hey why does your landline have the hashtag symbol? Can it get onto twitter?
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Jul 31, 2015 23:38
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- owns multiple onesies with differing patterns to adapt to any office dress code. - I promise to have perfect attendance so long as sick time and vacation are not counted towards missed days. Also, don't count coming in late or leaving early either. - doesn't seek praise for every mundane task asked of me. Just most of them. - need to be able to sleep at work up to 4 hours a day due to me having the 'fibers.'
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Parallax Scroll posted:- wrote more than 5 creepypastas Do you know Slender Man? Yeah...I made him on this online forum. You might not have heard of it.
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Peztopiary posted:"Constructive criticism offered at reasonable rates." Life coach who lives in a van, down by the river.
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