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Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


social vegan posted:

Dang when do I stop

too late its already rape

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Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iSlPoQm2XY

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress the police OP

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Its 2015 folk. women want sex.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
She doesnt want to have sex w you OP

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
just noncommitally tell her how much you enjoy your friendship but flirt with her until she makes a move then call her a creep/rapist and sever

Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up
Nap Ghost
As a cop she should know better than to try to make sex moves on her own child.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
don't worry op she doesn't want to have sex with you.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

JiveHonky posted:

"i really honor and respect u and what we have together is so special to me and we should both work to avoid temptation so that we may preserve it"

and for gods sake dont let her touch it or the jig is up (literally)

circumspect way to say "I'm gay"

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

is she fat? i bet shes fat and weird

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

social vegan posted:

(friendship, companionship)

Just tell her she deserves better.


Comedy option: Actually gently caress her.

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
"No."

People here actually believe this works some magic on women so some local comedians came up with a song for it.

School Nickname fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Aug 7, 2015

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Treat her like a human being and expect the same from her. she'll be so disgusted at your betaness she'll never want anything to do with you. Women don't respect that poo poo.

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Gatts posted:

Treat her like a human being and expect the same from her. she'll be so disgusted at your betaness she'll never want anything to do with you. Women don't respect that poo poo.

This but in ironically. There's a reason women love the bad boy.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
Tell her you are flattered but impotent. Tell her you really value her friendship and this stress would destroy it. If she persists fake your own death. Or always act like you might throw up on her and go "omg I'm so sick" when she makes physical advances.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Tell her you want to, but you have hyperactive sperms that guarantee pregnancy

u sp33k l33t br0
Sep 12, 2007

Who Doesn't Like Intercourse?
Soiled Meat
Tell her you are a pedophile and she's too old.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
be yourself OP

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
antibiotic resistant syphilis

Eat At Blimpees!
Aug 7, 2006
It's green, it flies, it's the Goblin Zeplin!
Print out this thread and make her read it.

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

Goblin Zeplin posted:

Print out this thread and make her read it.

then eat a gun for not wanting to have sex with a willing gal

unless she's uggo in that case rock on bro and save your weiner

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prostidude
Jul 23, 2015
you know you're a true goon if a female cop willingly throws herself at you and you go to sa to ask how you should handle the situation. lol

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