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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



basement jihadist posted:

there's been a fire sale

Lol because of Hitler right? Nice

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George Zimmer
Jun 28, 2008
buy stock in the railroads

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

5guys

Also McDonald's

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I hear Something Awful LLC is gonna skyrocket any day now. Get in while low!

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

put it all in LOL

Defiance
Jan 1, 2008

by Deplorable exmarx
The Fresh Market (TFM). They got wrecked this week over an earnings report that wasn't even that bad. Just the timing was bad since everyone was already going batshit crazy over China and oil and the Fed and everything else. They'll bounce back, they're growing.

That's a boring pick though. WWE was better.

Defiance fucked around with this message at 08:17 on Aug 23, 2015

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
6 Troy oz of silver

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.
Invest in shoddy stock brokerages!

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.

Defiance posted:

The Fresh Market (TFM). They got wrecked this week over an earnings report that wasn't even that bad. Just the timing was bad since everyone was already going batshit crazy over China and oil and the Fed and everything else. They'll bounce back, they're growing.

That's a boring pick though. WWE was better.


They sell legit delicious foods at hilarious prices. I like them.

*Hilariously high

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler
Berkshire Hathaway and Advanced Teledrilldonics

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.

ghetto wormhole posted:

Teledrilldonics

I am picturing a fly-by-wire underwater jackhammer company.

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Defiance posted:

The Fresh Market (TFM). They got wrecked this week over an earnings report that wasn't even that bad. Just the timing was bad since everyone was already going batshit crazy over China and oil and the Fed and everything else. They'll bounce back, they're growing.

That's a boring pick though. WWE was better.

Return Of JimmyJars fucked around with this message at 15:02 on Aug 23, 2015

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Commie NedFlanders posted:

you seriously should have gone in on gold like a week ago when there were threads in here about gold being at long time lows and the market doing unprecedentedly well for so long

you should expect huge volume trading early on monday, the market is super volatile right now which is good for making quick money



buy twitter, TWTR as soon as possible

also AVEO, OMER


OCLS


NVAX

Return Of JimmyJars fucked around with this message at 15:02 on Aug 23, 2015

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Demonachizer posted:

RKDA

You are welcome in advance.

Return Of JimmyJars fucked around with this message at 15:02 on Aug 23, 2015

TopherCStone
Feb 27, 2013

I am very important and deserve your attention
You can't lose trading commodities, buy a literal ton of corn futures

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Digital Fingers posted:

forbes says "Novus Acquisition & Development" is good

That's not available because it's about to get delisted.

echo465
Jun 3, 2007
I like ice cream
BASI. They do animal testing and make little cages for rats to live in.

Menstrual Show
Jun 3, 2004

TWTR @ $25 is A Good Idea.

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Call of Cholula posted:

TWTR @ $25 is A Good Idea.

Does anyone actually use twitter?

Defiance
Jan 1, 2008

by Deplorable exmarx
Despite a mid-morning spike of over $20 per share, my pick of The Fresh Market (TFM) ended te trading day down 1.14%, or 0.23 points. I still think it will probably bounce back but, with large losses in all 3 major indices today, it just isn't the right time for a rally.

One of the biggest movers of the day was AGL Resources (GAS) which announced that it is to be acquired by Southern Company (SO) in a $12 billion deal. AGL Resources posted a gain of 28.31%, or 13.55 points, to close the day's trading at $61.41 per share. The merger is set to create the nation's second-largest consumer energy provider.

Defiance fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Aug 24, 2015

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
The goon-folio is up 6% so far.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
SAFM, earnings are in about an hour (they might be bad)

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

Does anyone actually use twitter?

You didn't do 5guys or McDonalds :/

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
check out ICLR and USPH, OP

ICLR is up 18.8% this month (+$12.44) and it didn't take a huge hit from the market slide either - presumably because it isn't overvalued and a tech boom stock.

USPH definitely slid but I'm still keeping an eye on em.

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
The idea of a thousand dollar goonfolio is pretty much unbeatable, when I save 997* more dollars I'll be in touch.






*1000

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

That Robot posted:

You didn't do 5guys or McDonalds :/

5guys is privately held and everyone know's McDonalds is having bad financial problems.

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
can you buy shares of GAY

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Fishy Joe posted:

can you buy shares of GAY

im a majority stakeholder

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
LOL

Index funds, idiot

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
This is $100 worth of entertainment don't be a long term investing jerk.


Buy BBW because it is a funny acronym.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Invest in yourself then sell yourself as a slave.

Your pre-slave value was $0.00, as a slave you are worth a nonzero number.

Your investment has provided a return of literally infinity percent! Wolf of wall street right here :smugjones:

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

my picks were correct i'm like the guy from that movie Pi if he had learned to love the Lord thy God

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Goon folio doing good up another 3%

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Commie NedFlanders posted:

you seriously should have gone in on gold like a week ago when there were threads in here about gold being at long time lows and the market doing unprecedentedly well for so long

you should expect huge volume trading early on monday, the market is super volatile right now which is good for making quick money



buy twitter, TWTR as soon as possible

also AVEO, OMER


OCLS


NVAX

Do you have anymore hot stock tips these are all up like 20%

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Mjna

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Rick

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

Do you have anymore hot stock tips these are all up like 20%

sorry those red hot tips were freebies if you're gonna want to keep growing your wealth i accept payments exclusively in the form of buffalo wings

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
buy high sell low and always buy! buy! buy!

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