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Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
got $100 in my robin hood account what do I buy

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
buy IBM

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
give it to me and ill invest it in beer

king salmon
Oct 30, 2011

by Cowcaster
invest in onion futures

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

invest in yourself and get a pedicure and a massage

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
but ammunition it'll be worth it's weight in gold when the poo poo hits the fan (WTSHTF)

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Invest in World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE); it's going places.

Zooey Dave Chapelle
Oct 27, 2013
buy my new mixtape its hot hot hot

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Kuato posted:

Invest in World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE); it's going places.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

buy a clue loser lmbo

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Buy 10,000 penny stocks OP.

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

That's 150 smackers I don't have that much

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
buy bitcoins

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Buy 10,000 penny stocks OP.

Post some stock names and I'll get all over that

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

VT ETF

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
buy me a new av op

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
up your rear end with mobile gas

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

but ammunition it'll be worth it's weight in gold when the poo poo hits the fan (WTSHTF)



Bought a share of Winchester ammo

SanitysEdge
Jul 28, 2005
panic sell low buy high

isnt that what most people do

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

That'll use up all the money I have left any other suggestions

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
AOL

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

It won't let me buy that

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Enfield posted:

give it to me and ill invest it in beer

holy gently caress two spurdos in a row

gonna buy a lottery ticket

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Plastics.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Buy beer (BUD) OP

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

I don't know, it was a joke suggestion because I haven't watched gay wrestling in 15-20 years. Sure hope it goes places for your sake though.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Invest in pork bellies because fat is beautiful

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Buy beer (BUD) OP

just buy beer

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Ha

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

you seriously should have gone in on gold like a week ago when there were threads in here about gold being at long time lows and the market doing unprecedentedly well for so long

you should expect huge volume trading early on monday, the market is super volatile right now which is good for making quick money



buy twitter, TWTR as soon as possible

also AVEO, OMER

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

Post some stock names and I'll get all over that

OCLS


NVAX

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

also you guys can enjoy trading and learning about the market without risking (or gaining) real money with sites like Marketwatch.

you can set up games with virtual money and whatever rules you want and get to trading using the real market prices, excellent practice :)

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Invest in Facebook

ass is my canvas
Jun 7, 2003

comin' down the street
VBNM VBNM VBNM VBNM VBNM VBNM VBNM VBNM VBNM VBNM VBNM VBNM VBNM VBNM VBNM VBNM VBNM VBNM VBNM

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
RKDA

You are welcome in advance.

Chinaman7000
Nov 28, 2003

Index funds

Edit: also some business that centers around apps, they're great.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
Invest in ELO

I'm talking about Electric Light Orchestra, but if that's not an option then look up whatever stock ELO is and invest in that.

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

invest in legal weed OP, like maybe there's a publicly traded weed dispensary with expansion plans for when other states legalize.

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

forbes says "Novus Acquisition & Development" is good

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
buiy stock in jews

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basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

Daedra posted:

buiy stock in jews

there's been a fire sale

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