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ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

BigBoss posted:

It is true. There isn't a single real sport on Earth that the Americans don't dominate at.
soccer cricket rugby, we just gently caress up the whole drat world
I don't know the snype code so here is a tea pot :11tea:

ChairmanMeow fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Sep 1, 2015

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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
todays my leg day

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

ChairmanMeow posted:

soccer cricket rugby, we just gently caress up the whole drat world
:pg2snipe:

Cricket is the gayest sounding sport theire is. Qed

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Rain turtles work

If you really dont feel like practicing you grab at least 5 but no more than 9 guys and draw a turtle in the ground and everyone spits on its head than you dance around it indian style in hopes u will appease the rain god and he makes iy rain

I used to not change socks if I had a good game

I know dudes who didnt wash their jock or compression shorts

I like to wear rubberbands it helps me concentrate

Know a guy who used to lay out his whole uniform deion style in thr corner of the locker room and put it on from the socks up

Pregame slap
http://youtu.be/Qa1lY--7H-g

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Darth123123 posted:

Cricket is the gayest sounding sport theire is. Qed

thewireguy
Jul 2, 2013
shaving your legs will make you swim faster.
fags...

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

I can do anything if I work hard enough.

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice

ArmZ posted:

I can do anything if I work hard enough.

On that same note, if you don't succeed it's because you didn't want it enough.

I imagine it's a byproduct of practicing the same skill from age 3+ and being told you're king poo poo at it (and everything else) and at the same time never experiencing a true failure that was beyond your control. "Hey I decided when I was five I was gonna play in the MLB and I went out and did it. The only factor was me :smug:"

*goes back to watching spoiled millionaires play playground games, sighs wistfully about what literally could have never been*

Maka
Mar 18, 2001

gonna start my own energy drink company and be rich again

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theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
I get a hamburger pizza and blend it in my vitamix with a load of diarrhea (use frozen diarrhea for a good texture). I chug it before the big game because I'm a big strong boy and I'm handsome to boot.

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