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No tactile feedback makes emulators a terrible experience that people don't notice because nostalgia
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Sep 4, 2015 01:02
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cant run 1080p/60fps
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Sep 4, 2015 01:09
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Broenheim posted:cant run 1080p/60fps get with the time you need 4k for your skypez
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Sep 4, 2015 01:10
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I use my phone to call and talk to my friends and family.
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Sep 4, 2015 01:17
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iPad games are also awful the only two I play are chess and sim city but sim city is more like an aquarium than a game since I log on once a day to collect money and rearrange buildings in my little tranquil coontown
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Sep 4, 2015 01:23
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Lichy posted:my little tranquil coontown
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Sep 4, 2015 01:25
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Are there any good games that are simply bought and not microtransaction?
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Sep 4, 2015 04:34
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mdm posted:lol if you use your phone for games https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92kpC3WWeMg
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Sep 4, 2015 04:40
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I just got Final Fantasy 7 on my phone and I play it when I poop. It's fun because on the phone version you can start out with max stats and gold and just wander around, killing stuff.
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Sep 4, 2015 05:20
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:I just got Final Fantasy 7 on my phone and I play it when I poop. It's fun because on the phone version you can start out with max stats and gold and just wander around, killing stuff. it was never too hard to wander around killing stuff in ff7, pooping or nah
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Sep 4, 2015 05:22
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Sep 4, 2015 05:24
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I just got Amazon Underground and I don't see what the *dismisses popup* problem is, real-*dismisses popup*ly. I mean if I wanted to pay a couple bucks to*dismisses popup* play this dumb game, I could always*SQUEEZES PHONE AND SMACKS POPUP*pay for it. After all, I*SPIKES PHONE INTO GROUND*POPUP OVER THAT YOU LITTLE oval office AHAHAHA!
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Sep 4, 2015 05:26
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Lol
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Sep 4, 2015 05:30
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a bone to pick posted:Hearthstone.
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Sep 4, 2015 06:13
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Nooner posted:cause they are loving casual bullshit for grrrlgamers
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Sep 4, 2015 06:35
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it's almost like people want games they can play for a few minutes in their off time on their phone as opposed to games where they need to learn a series of rules or work on their hand eye coordination so they can be "competitive" its almost like they want a simple distraction and not something complicated to throw themselves into for hours on end
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Sep 4, 2015 06:42
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The Lara croft GO game is really good, and a more faithful adaptation of the original psx game than the most recent AAA reboot.
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Sep 4, 2015 07:35
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I saw a phone game where you help princess elsa give birth I wonder how much money that makes, maybe I should get in on that
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Sep 4, 2015 07:39
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Pitdragon posted:it's almost like people want games they can play for a few minutes in their off time on their phone as opposed to games where they need to learn a series of rules or work on their hand eye coordination so they can be "competitive" But when they try to find such a game what they actually get is usually something very deliberately and analytically designed to be addictive, while the simplicity they sought means the skinners box isn't even hidden under a layer of narrative abstraction like in larger games. I am jealous of successful mobile game creators, it has to be the one of the best effort to financial reward ratios.
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Sep 4, 2015 12:10
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If you guys want to play snes/nes/gba/gbc/genesis/(some pap games work)/atari if you're somehow into it games get an oldish psp and Google how to hack one and you can play all the consoles I listed not have to use a lovely touch screen!
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Sep 4, 2015 13:05
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JiveHonky posted:
dragon quest 5 and final fantasy tho
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stringball posted:If you guys want to play snes/nes/gba/gbc/genesis/(some pap games work)/atari if you're somehow into it games get an oldish psp and Google how to hack one and you can play all the consoles I listed not have to use a lovely touch screen! no thats a waste of time and effort, just get one of these and you dont need to mod poo poo (and the screens bigger): 
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Sep 4, 2015 13:13
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I enjoy puzzle quest 2 and hearthstone on my android mobile device.
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Sep 4, 2015 13:18
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Rutibex posted:no thats a waste of time and effort, just get one of these and you dont need to mod poo poo (and the screens bigger): Dang I've literally never even seen that, if it runs emulators well enough go hog wild and enjoy not playing on a goddamn touch screen
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Sep 4, 2015 13:19
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newb rear end op obviously never "n-gaged" (get it ? ?) with a more superior gaming phone device  
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Sep 4, 2015 13:40
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mobiles game can be roughly split into two main categories, imitations of popular past games usually with shittier controls and lowest common denominator digital drugs
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Sep 4, 2015 13:48
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Rutibex posted:no thats a waste of time and effort, just get one of these and you dont need to mod poo poo (and the screens bigger):
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Sep 4, 2015 13:54
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quakster posted:i could've modded 20 psps in the time it has taken me to look for information on that there's literally dozens of these kind of things around, just search for "emulator tablet" or "gaming tablet" or whatever:     
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Sep 4, 2015 21:32
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lol how does someone gently caress up a photo so bad
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Sep 4, 2015 21:57
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JiveHonky posted:you would think there would be more variety since the development tools are so readily available but there isn't an ounce of originality Eh, if people are trying to make money, they'll iterate on something that works. When I was out of work, I taught myself enough Unity to put together what I think is a fairly unique version of an infinite runner game. But I wasn't expecting to make money off it - I stuck Google ads on the pause screen but to date haven't made enough to get paid for it. It's on the Play store, one of these days I'll spring for the iOS developer license and port it over. My next project was going to be a F2P Pokemon type game with microtransactions. The Hearthstone kind where it's faster to pay money but you can still get everything through playing. Because pay to win bothers me, but I'd still like to someday make money off one of my game projects. But then I got a job again and haven't had the time to get back to it. It's on my list of eventual games to make.
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Sep 4, 2015 22:16
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TVs Ian posted:Eh, if people are trying to make money, they'll iterate on something that works. When I was out of work, I taught myself enough Unity to put together what I think is a fairly unique version of an infinite runner game. But I wasn't expecting to make money off it - I stuck Google ads on the pause screen but to date haven't made enough to get paid for it. It's on the Play store, one of these days I'll spring for the iOS developer license and port it over. stop it you monster no one needs more of these lovely games
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Sep 4, 2015 22:19
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TVs Ian posted:My next project was going to be a F2P Pokemon type game with microtransactions. ... why 
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Sep 4, 2015 22:26
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Mobile games used to be fun to play while you pooped, now it's more fun just to poop
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Sep 4, 2015 22:33
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thathonkey posted:... why Because I already programmed the Pokemon battle engine once, and also I like money.
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Sep 4, 2015 22:34
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this is the only pokemon you need https://web.archive.org/web/20040211062931/http://www.somethingawful.com/awfulmon/
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TVs Ian posted:Because I already programmed the Pokemon battle engine once, and also I like money. yo program dis dick
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