Would you take it up the ass for $10 mil?

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eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Who do I pay the 10 million to

# ? Sep 6, 2015 16:32

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 15:31

Whiskey Sours: Jan 25, 2014; Weather proof.

RaceBannon posted:

would you gently caress a pig to save the royal fam?

no, but i'd gently caress a pig to kill the entire royal family

# ? Sep 6, 2015 16:36

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

enraged_camel posted:

Assuming you aren't gay, and there is no risk someone will find out, would you do it?

Good question, op. I think I'd like to start my answer by saying

# ? Sep 6, 2015 16:41

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

RaceBannon posted:

would you gently caress a pig to save the royal fam?

good episode imo

# ? Sep 6, 2015 16:43

tater_salad: Sep 15, 2007

He'll yeah 10 mill I'd take it in the rear end with a smile.

# ? Sep 6, 2015 17:18

criscodisco: Feb 18, 2004; do it

Universe Master posted:

would a gay guy gently caress a vagina for 10 million?

I'm gay and hosed girls plenty in high school plenty, just cause it was something to do.

I don't think many gay guys are grossed out by vagina. I look at it like squirrels eating acorns: I wouldn't eat acorns, but I'm sure it's fine for them.

# ? Sep 6, 2015 23:23

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Yeah, of course.

# ? Sep 6, 2015 23:31

Ultimo Hombre: Jul 26, 2015

egon_beeblebrox posted:

If I were still single, absolutely. As is, I'd have to ask my wife for permission.

For that amount,my wife would guide the fella in and tickle his balls. Would that be a cucking?

# ? Sep 7, 2015 00:20

thewireguy: Jul 2, 2013

Has somebody sat up a kickstarter? Labor day partying has emptied my accounts.

# ? Sep 7, 2015 14:45

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Ultimo Hombre posted:

For that amount,my wife would guide the fella in and tickle his balls. Would that be a cucking?

Nah, that's loving teamwork

# ? Sep 11, 2015 04:48

pr0k: Jan 16, 2001; "Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."

You'd have to pay me another $3 mil to stop.

# ? Sep 11, 2015 16:30

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

This probably isn't a very popular opinion, but I really would not take particular pride in having a whole lot of money because I let someone sexually degrade me. That sounds empty as poo poo.

Imagine showing off your luxurious mansion to people who said you'd never amount to anything, knowing all the while that it is a buttsex-money house. "Yes, that is a giant hot-tub. I paid for it by being a plaything for someone even richer with even less shame than myself. How you like me now, motherfucker? Aren't you impressed with me?"

Like, the OP stipulated that no one would ever find out, but (a) you'd still know yourself, and (b) wouldn't it make sense that people would start asking where you suddenly got $10 million from?

# ? Sep 11, 2015 16:48

SHISHKABOB: Nov 30, 2012; Fun Shoe

yeah probably

I mean there's a reason people have anal sex, right?

# ? Sep 11, 2015 16:53

RaceBannon: Apr 3, 2010

loquacius posted:

This probably isn't a very popular opinion, but I really would not take particular pride in having a whole lot of money because I let someone sexually degrade me. That sounds empty as poo poo.

Imagine showing off your luxurious mansion to people who said you'd never amount to anything, knowing all the while that it is a buttsex-money house. "Yes, that is a giant hot-tub. I paid for it by being a plaything for someone even richer with even less shame than myself. How you like me now, motherfucker? Aren't you impressed with me?"

Like, the OP stipulated that no one would ever find out, but (a) you'd still know yourself, and (b) wouldn't it make sense that people would start asking where you suddenly got $10 million from?

It isn't degrading if you get off.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 23:41

Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

loquacius posted:

This probably isn't a very popular opinion, but I really would not take particular pride in having a whole lot of money because I let someone sexually degrade me. That sounds empty as poo poo.

Imagine showing off your luxurious mansion to people who said you'd never amount to anything, knowing all the while that it is a buttsex-money house. "Yes, that is a giant hot-tub. I paid for it by being a plaything for someone even richer with even less shame than myself. How you like me now, motherfucker? Aren't you impressed with me?"

Like, the OP stipulated that no one would ever find out, but (a) you'd still know yourself, and (b) wouldn't it make sense that people would start asking where you suddenly got $10 million from?

This is the gayest post in a thread about buttsex.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 23:43

lorn Wayne: Jan 7, 2006

what the hell dude at least make it a challenge for 10 mil, you sure are being charitable

# ? Sep 12, 2015 23:55

Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

loquacius posted:

This probably isn't a very popular opinion, but I really would not take particular pride in having a whole lot of money because I let someone sexually degrade me. That sounds empty as poo poo.

Imagine showing off your luxurious mansion to people who said you'd never amount to anything, knowing all the while that it is a buttsex-money house. "Yes, that is a giant hot-tub. I paid for it by being a plaything for someone even richer with even less shame than myself. How you like me now, motherfucker? Aren't you impressed with me?"

Like, the OP stipulated that no one would ever find out, but (a) you'd still know yourself, and (b) wouldn't it make sense that people would start asking where you suddenly got $10 million from?

id own it proudly

# ? Sep 13, 2015 00:03