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Would you?
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Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Assuming you aren't gay, and there is no risk someone will find out, would you do it?

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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


i'd take it up the rear end for free

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


Also, America deserved 9/11

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
Why doesn't the poll have an "im gay" option??

DookieSandwich
Nov 14, 2012
I already go rear end to mouth and double anal with black guys for fun.

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp
before you pick anyone else itt you can start haggling down with me op

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I'll pay you $10 if that's ok? It's all I have right now until payday, can probably get a payday loan if I need more

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

DookieSandwich posted:

I already go rear end to mouth and double anal with black guys for fun.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
wait i have to PAY 10 millis or i get PAID ten millis? either way yessss

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
For $10 million? Televise that poo poo, for all I care. I'd be the halftime show at the Super Bowl. Let's do this.

vudan
Dec 11, 2010
Yea. Life is already loving me up the rear end so why not profit?

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Who wouldn't other than already rich people, and even then?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
can i choose who does it? If so hell yes

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
uh yes lol

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
i'd insist on some assplay first, like fingers/tongue/increasingly larger toys though, get that bootyhole prepped

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
although ive seen the size of some of my turds, i think my butt could handle a dong no problemo

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Gatekeeper posted:

although ive seen the size of some of my turds, i think my butt could handle a dong no problemo

Yeah but do your turds usually slide out, then back in, then back out, and repeat for about 10 minutes? If so, kudos.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

yeah

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

criscodisco posted:

Yeah but do your turds usually slide out, then back in, then back out, and repeat for about 10 minutes? If so, kudos.

umm yeah thats what happens when youre constipaed from opiates bud

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
like half the turd comes out but you cant force out the rest so you relax for a sec to recover your strength and it slides back in, you gotta try to start pushin again before the whole thing goes back inside, this is a process that could take a half hour easily

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May 27, 2004



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yes

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


I'd do it on national tv for ten mil idgaf

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

criscodisco posted:

Yeah but do your turds usually slide out, then back in, then back out, and repeat for about 10 minutes? If so, kudos.

lol if you can't gently caress your own rear end with your turds

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Who is mister dainty rear end in a top hat that won't take a good butt rogering for 10 mil? What's so loving special about your butthole?

Lolly Poopdeck
Oct 21, 2010

by zen death robot

Sound posted:

I'd do it on national tv for ten mil idgaf

Seriously, 10 million is such a life changing amount of money you'd have to be the world's biggest closet homo to actually vote "no" in this poll.

Please reset the poll and change it to 10 thousand. We'll see who the real men are.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Harald posted:

i'd take it up the rear end for free


Harald posted:

Also, America deserved 9/11


Giraffe posted:

Why doesn't the poll have an "im gay" option??

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

Seriously? I don't even have to like gently caress one my parents? I just have to let a guy rail me in the rear end one time and then I can spend the rest of my life not getting railed in the rear end by my job or my boss? Are you loving stupid??

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006

gigawhite posted:

Seriously? I don't even have to like gently caress one my parents? I just have to let a guy rail me in the rear end one time and then I can spend the rest of my life not getting railed in the rear end by my job or my boss? Are you loving stupid??

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
If you wouldn't allow a foreign object up your rear end for 10 mil then you're mentally ill.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

That's how much it costs now? Last time I only had to pay a $50.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
No but maybe a handjob.. pass this on to your homosexual superiors

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Gobblecoque posted:

lol if you can't gently caress your own rear end with your turds

i fuckmy own poo poo rear end constantly

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
Yep. :wink:

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

for 10 mill i'd let them tear my colon appart into blood shreds, i'd have enough money to "fix" it and what's making GBS threads in a bag when you've got 10 million (minus the 10s of thousands for the surgery) dollars how loving dumb is this hypothetical

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
for 10 million he can prolapse me

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

lmao this movie rules

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

NecroMonster posted:

for 10 mill i'd let them tear my colon appart into blood shreds, i'd have enough money to "fix" it and what's making GBS threads in a bag when you've got 10 million (minus the 10s of thousands for the surgery) dollars how loving dumb is this hypothetical

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Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
Tax free?

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scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
LMAO literally one person voted "no".

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