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We're all going to die friend, it's the circle of life. We all are born, live 20-50 pitiful years, accidentally consume something hazardous and die a miserable lonely death and are banned from SA.
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that's why i'm going to be buried with 
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Kuato posted:We're all going to die friend, it's the circle of life. We all are born, live 20-50 pitiful years, accidentally consume something hazardous and die a miserable lonely death and are banned from SA. usually foil from my researxh, sorry OP. looks like your never gonna be the head of a major corporation.
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Sep 12, 2015 01:47
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was it tin foil or did it have that waxpaper backing because the waxpaper will bind you up before the foil kills you so maybe another hour of intense pain to tell everyone you love that you are dying and a stupid babby
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Sep 12, 2015 01:49
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drat, OP. i wish you could have been around to smell my diarrhea. its probably the smelliest diarrhea in the world. holy poo poo. never eat pizza hut in the afterlife you stupid oval office, i have never smelled anything like it.
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Sep 12, 2015 01:52
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i just poo poo something but i dont think its burrito
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Sep 12, 2015 03:04
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unrelated question but i didnt want to start a thread what happened to smokey? he still post or what?
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Sep 12, 2015 03:08
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I ate a burrito today. I was like - man, I want to EAT a burrito. So I went to Chipotle and you know what? I did.
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Sep 12, 2015 03:12
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hurr durrrr im a gibbis doofus who in my haste to gorge inadvertently consumed a small amount of inedible material. this is surprising to me for some reason
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Sep 12, 2015 03:37
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Sheep-Goats posted:Your going to have to sieve through you are poo poo for the next three days clammy posted:hurr durrrr im a gibbis doofus who in my haste to gorge inadvertently consumed a small amount of inedible material. this is surprising to me for some reason But this is all a daily occurrence for goons, isn't it? 
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Sep 12, 2015 03:52
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ElectricSheep posted:i love that they told nobody about what was coming except for john hurt who obviously knew, that reaction was all veronica cartwright and she was PISSED after is that true? cool i didn't know that
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Sep 12, 2015 05:20
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clammy posted:gbs goon swallows non-food item in rush to consume food, big surprise, news at 11 why exactly is the news always at 11 ?!
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Sep 12, 2015 05:21
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if your burrito is wrapped in tin foil there is a 98% chance its complete dogshit
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Sep 12, 2015 05:23
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clammy posted:hurr durrrr im a gibbis doofus who in my haste to gorge inadvertently consumed a small amount of inedible material. this is surprising to me for some reason wait did you post th esame thing twice in the same thread but with different wording? WOW
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Sep 12, 2015 05:23
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nomadologique posted:why exactly is the news always at 11 ?! in mussolini's italy the trains which delivered the news to the hungry citizens of italy arrived precisely at the stroke of 11
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Sep 12, 2015 05:25
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holy poo poo man
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Sep 12, 2015 05:27
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Make a wish!
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Sep 12, 2015 05:45
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has the idea of taking a heavy dose of laxatives and drinking plenty of water not occurred to u yet? its in ur best interest to back ur digestive tract like a cannon and blow that thing right out into the toilet...eat a bunch of magnesium too or haribo sugarless gummy bears if u mean business
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Sep 12, 2015 05:50
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Gaunab posted:░░░░░█▒▒▒▒░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█
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Sep 12, 2015 05:52
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Please post about your sliced colon next
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Sep 12, 2015 05:55
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Yes, a tiny bit of foil kills human beings which is why burrito places willy nilly use it without a care in the world.
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Sep 12, 2015 05:57
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When I was young Nestle Crunch bars came wrapped in thin shiny foil with a paper wrapper around it. For some reason as I kid I used to take off the paper and eat the whole bar with the foil still on it. It made my filling feel funny, and I still can't figure out why I did that or why I ever started in the first place.
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Sep 12, 2015 06:32
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i dont feel so good
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Sep 12, 2015 14:32
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clammy posted:gbs goon swallows non-food item in rush to consume food, big surprise, news at 11 I watched the news in anticipation and didn't see it? Maybe it's on tonight? Ill just watch all day because I don't want to miss this.
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Sep 12, 2015 15:59
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Gaunab posted:░░░░░█▒▒▒▒░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█ Is there a news van at your place op? Don't deny me this.
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Sep 12, 2015 16:01
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I am making GBS threads for a fif th time today
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Sep 12, 2015 20:47
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Sixth
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I lost interest.
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Sep 12, 2015 22:57
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Aluminum breaks down readily in acid. Don't take your standard post-burrito tums and you'll be fine. Glad I could help. :salute:
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Sep 12, 2015 22:58
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i looked for metal in my feces but i did not see it i can only ascertain it is still in there, tearing my rectum apart from the inside out
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Sep 12, 2015 22:59
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saig posted:What will happen is that your body will crumple and contort the foil into a jagged bit of metal and be further galvanized by stomach acids, so it will scratch and tear your entire intestinal tract until it eventually hits your rectum and mixes with your feces until you have a metallic shapnel turd knocking on your back door.
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ethanol posted:i looked for metal in my feces but i did not see it may want to cease using a toilet for bowel movements and instead poo poo on plates or trays to spead out the matter to look for clues...kind of like they do with the wreckage after a plane crash
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