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i didnt realize it but while eating my burrito i bit off a chunk of foil and swallowed it. i was really hungry and didnt have time to reconsider. am i going to die?
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Sep 11, 2015 23:44
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eat the rest of the foil
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Sep 11, 2015 23:46
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please ban op cause 
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Sep 11, 2015 23:46
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Rip in peace OP you'll be missed 
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Sep 11, 2015 23:47
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foil produces cool sparks in the microwave what i'm trying to say is microwave's mom is hot
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Sep 11, 2015 23:48
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hope you don't gotta get an mri tomorrow because foil is not magnetic and nothing will happen
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Sep 11, 2015 23:49
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It's probably just paper and aluminum. You'll be fine.
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Sep 11, 2015 23:50
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lorn Wayne posted:foil produces cool sparks in the microwave Also now a burrito plant is gonna grow in your stomach! ! 
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Sep 11, 2015 23:52
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i wish
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Sep 11, 2015 23:52
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lot of burrito problems in gbs lately
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Sep 11, 2015 23:52
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Oh poo poo op, Stay away from magnets, microwaves, and metal detectors. For at least a month. Unless you want your intestines eviscerated from the inside out. MRI machines too.
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Sep 11, 2015 23:56
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Nooner posted:Rip in peace OP you'll be missed Came to say this. Except for the last part, because I don't like lying to people.
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Sep 11, 2015 23:56
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dont go in a pool for at least 30 minutes, ideally an hour
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Sep 11, 2015 23:57
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i bet the burrito was a lot more dangouer sthan the foil!! BADUMCHHHH
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Sep 11, 2015 23:58
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i feel something weird in my stomach
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Sep 12, 2015 00:05
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its the foil you ate or maybe the burrito
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Sep 12, 2015 00:06
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ethanol posted:i feel something weird in my stomach nooner is the father
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Sep 12, 2015 00:07
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Sep 12, 2015 00:07
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i like the detail of her super feminine hand gesture when she gets splattered, it sets her apart from ridley who is shown with all the dudes
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Sep 12, 2015 00:08
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Sep 12, 2015 00:09
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nomadologique posted:i like the detail of her super feminine hand gesture when she gets splattered, it sets her apart from ridley who is shown with all the dudes i love that they told nobody about what was coming except for john hurt who obviously knew, that reaction was all veronica cartwright and she was PISSED after
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Sep 12, 2015 00:09
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8GDWXw1HOg
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Sep 12, 2015 00:10
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honestly the foil might be the healthiest part of your burrito
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Sep 12, 2015 00:12
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was it chipotle cause if not I don't care
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Sep 12, 2015 00:14
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chipotle is poo poo
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Sep 12, 2015 00:15
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it was moes
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Sep 12, 2015 00:16
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ethanol posted:it was moes ok moe's is pretty good you're still gonna die though sorry
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Sep 12, 2015 00:17
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goodbye OP
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Sep 12, 2015 00:22
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What will happen is that your body will crumple and contort the foil into a jagged bit of metal and be further galvanized by stomach acids, so it will scratch and tear your entire intestinal tract until it eventually hits your rectum and mixes with your feces until you have a metallic shapnel turd knocking on your back door. Then you'll poo poo...and it will rip and tear every inch of your anus and you will bleed profusely until you pass out on the toilet and then die. Good luck have fun.
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Sep 12, 2015 00:26
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Gaunab posted:░░░░░█▒▒▒▒░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█ Haven't seen this thing in almost a year, I missed you old buddy 
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Sep 12, 2015 01:02
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im starting to doubt that the op actually ate a burrito
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Sep 12, 2015 01:04
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Enjoy the last hours of your life by posting in GBS.
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Sep 12, 2015 01:05
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Your going to have to sieve through you are poo poo for the next three days
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Sep 12, 2015 01:06
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gbs goon swallows non-food item in rush to consume food, big surprise, news at 11
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Sep 12, 2015 01:12
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Daedra posted:im starting to doubt that the op actually ate a burrito i at ea loving burrito you loving fagtard and now i ahve to poo poo metal
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Sep 12, 2015 01:13
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just keep a close eye on ur turds, u should be seeing it again over the weekend...dig around if u have to - if not pls call a doctor or post in TGD if u are an indigent goon
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Sep 12, 2015 01:14
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I don't trust anybody with my body except me and my buerito
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Sep 12, 2015 01:25
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The foil was probably healthier than the burrito.
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Sep 12, 2015 01:27
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ethanol seems like the type of dumb dick who cant eat food
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