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Able to use forbidden characters as an SA username
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The ability to be gay or straight by choice
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Sep 15, 2015 07:38
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The power to alter a radio station to play Sisqo's thong song at will.
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Sep 15, 2015 08:46
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Your farts are odorless, but only to you.
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Sep 15, 2015 08:49
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A variety of cool superpowers, but you can only use them when naked and erect.
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Sep 16, 2015 01:22
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Ability to stay perfectly physiologically hydrated by drinking other people's pee.
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Sep 16, 2015 02:01
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You can read the mind of everyone.... under two years old
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Sep 16, 2015 02:14
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CrazyScot posted:You can read the mind of everyone.... under two years old Say Nothing posted:A variety of cool superpowers, but you can only use them when naked and erect.
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Sep 16, 2015 02:15
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You have the ability to diffuse any situation. But it requires you to show and talk about your micropenis.
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Sep 16, 2015 02:24
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CrazyScot posted:You have the ability to diffuse any situation. But it requires you to show and talk about your micropenis. yeah
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Sep 16, 2015 02:25
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You can play a pretty mean guitar. But only when no one's watching, that includes cameras so you can't upload a video of your shredding to youtube either.
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Sep 16, 2015 04:57
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Katamari Democracy posted:The ability to be gay or straight by choice This one's actually pretty useful imo. The power to hover one inch above the ground but only if you don't move.
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Sep 16, 2015 05:13
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You can change the text on any page of any religious text into an image of Tubgirl
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Sep 25, 2015 19:37
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You can fly superman style, but you have to flap your arms like a dumbass bird the whole time.
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Sep 25, 2015 19:49
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You can assume any superpower from this thread at will.
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Sep 25, 2015 20:33
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You can talk to God, but he emphatically doesn't like you and gives you LSD-level visions of hell when you're waiting at the DMV.
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Sep 25, 2015 20:53
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you can travel through time but only forward and at normal speed, but using this power makes you age 5x faster and the power can't be turned off
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Sep 25, 2015 20:57
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You can understand complaints in any language. But you can still only speak your mother tongue.
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Sep 25, 2015 21:57
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the ability to successfully land any job you want, but subsequently be fired after 3 days because of uncontrollable sharting in the workplace
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Sep 25, 2015 21:58
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the ability to manifest down syndrome in yourself on command but unable to reverse the effect once used
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Sep 25, 2015 22:05
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The ability to predict which rerun of Big Bang Theory is going to be played on syndicated television that very same day.
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Sep 25, 2015 22:26
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You can tolerate nickelback without the use of barbiturates.
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Sep 25, 2015 22:31
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Infoman, has the power to provide information to corporations to profit from for free.
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