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Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
kid? First time it happened I shut down the computer and panicked because I thought the cops were coming. I was/am a stupid kid.

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oblique
Sep 20, 2001

Like me, they have no way to go but up.
did you really? that's loving retarded

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Testikles posted:

kid? First time it happened I shut down the computer and panicked because I thought the cops were coming. I was/am a stupid kid.

Jesus. You were one dumb loving kid.

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

Lol you dumbass

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I was a little bit worried

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
In all fairness, I didn't freak out the next times because I learned it was something involving the computer.

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
Still retarded though.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
i still have no idea what that was supposed to refer to, is there a modern synonym i can understand? like selfie or something i dunno

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

Gotta say thats honestly the gayest thing ive ever heard anyone say bro, but you can have my 5 golden manbabies anyway. Ill be rear end hosed if i didnt just blast a poo poo laughing at that one.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
I didddd

I had to've been like 5 though

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

up until now i still did this, so thanks op for setting me straight

Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

help my computer told me I performed an illegal abortion!!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Previa_fun posted:

help my computer told me I performed an illegal abortion!!

Sorry for your loss

Gaybee
Jul 16, 2002
cops are heroes op

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Testikles posted:

kid? First time it happened I shut down the computer and panicked because I thought the cops were coming. I was/am a stupid kid.

You really are still a stupid idiot for sharing this and not burying it away.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Do you think anyone was ever in the middle of doing a crime when that popped up for the first time. I bet they'd get a little freaked out.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
You've just finished burying your murdered family and go to play some Ultima 4 Quest of the Avatar and then you get this error

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

nowadays you might have the excuse that the nsa really is doing enough backdoor poo poo over the internet they could send cops to your door but 20 years ago or more :lol:

here's hoping you outgrew being such an idiot

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

No but the 'ol SYNTAX ERROR on my TI-99/4A was really irritating to me when I was 6 and had just hunt and pecked line after line of basic code.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
most circumcisions are done without anesthesia so I'm fairly sure the victims usually do freak out, though they usually lapse into neurogenic shock shortly afterwards

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

it actually is an illegal operation

you executed a function that you weren't supposed to find

i hope you disconnected from aol for the next couple of days just to be safe

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

definitely avoid all chatrooms and slingo

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
My system still clocks at 3g illegal operations/second. Time to upgrade?

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

One time I woke up in a back alleyway with a scar over my left kidney. I was pretty freaked out.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
I was scared for a good long time by those "Enter your birthday" age gates on porn websites.

I wasn't sure how they would know if I lied, but I figured they must have SOME kind of way of telling. Otherwise, why bother?

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Pornsite membership used to always be advertised as you get 200 sites. You could refferal spoof from porn1.com/members to porn2.com/members and get free streaming porn.

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