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Sojenus
Dec 28, 2008

We deserve climate change.

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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Spongebob Star Wars is what we really needed deserve.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Sojenus posted:

We deserve climate change.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
in vader we trust

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
e palpatine unum.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Thank you star wars for making it possible for me to buy a litany of Alec Guinness action figures.

Why cookie Rocket
Dec 2, 2003

Lemme tell ya 'bout your blood bamboo kid.
It ain't Coca-Cola, it's rice.

Hobohemian posted:

I thought minions was sony or dreamworks. I can't imagine the cross license headache it was to get those made.

As someone that works with contracts all day I am suddenly desperate to see the standard "make a piece of mash-up merch" form agreement all these necessitated.

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?
it's only a matter of time before the show once upon a time includes Star Wars characters

they've already made several references to it (sarlac pit is a canon monster) and I can't wait

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!



Gott ist tott.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Troposphere posted:

it's only a matter of time before the show once upon a time includes Star Wars characters

they've already made several references to it (sarlac pit is a canon monster) and I can't wait

finally, i can fulfill my dream of seeing luke skywalker get cornholed by jafar

momerath
Nov 15, 2014

ugh this made me loving nauseous

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

momerath posted:

ugh this made me loving nauseous

But that would mean you hate both star wars AND the minions and i refuse anyone is capable of that?

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
somebody post the blue story story already

Toadstrieb
Apr 15, 2011

Howard Beale posted:

somebody post the blue story story already

what it do

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Toadstrieb posted:

what it do

Fill a house with hundreds of dollars of Star Wars merchandise every single month while at a loss as to how to find money to take care of babby.

white mans burping
Feb 24, 2015

Son of Rodney posted:

there was this really really weird star wars toy that was a perfect replica of the sarlac pit

it was this huge meat-like hole where if you put your "finger" it was all goey and moist and it had teeth that kinda cut you if you when you pulled your "appendage" out again and it also smelled really bad no matter how much you washed it


oh wait no taht was your mom, sorry, ignore post

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
walrus man

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Chomp8645 posted:

Fill a house with hundreds of dollars of Star Wars merchandise every single month while at a loss as to how to find money to take care of babby.

they're going to have trouble finding babby, period

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015

Chomp8645 posted:

Fill a house with hundreds of dollars of Star Wars merchandise every single month while at a loss as to how to find money to take care of babby.

post it - i may no longer be able to laugh at star wars but the fans will forever and ever be primo "holy poo poo i am WAY better than this guy" material

Toadstrieb
Apr 15, 2011

cram me sideways posted:

post it - i may no longer be able to laugh at star wars but the fans will forever and ever be primo "holy poo poo i am WAY better than this guy" material

uwaeve
Oct 21, 2010



focus this time so i don't have to keep telling you idiots what happened
Lipstick Apathy
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3722319&perpage=40

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
Remember that guy who got like five minutes of screen time and three lines in Phantom menace? He's back, in video game form, because gently caress you people are gonna drop $60 on a mediocre game because it has a guy from a 16 year-old move in it.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

This seems excessive.

http://youtu.be/kBepue-3JwI

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Wait, Darth Vader was the death star? poo poo I totally need to re-watch that movie.

Modest Mauser
Oct 28, 2009


I mean, these things are pretty great when they are not Star Wars-branded novelty items.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
I have a friend, who is married and has an 11 year old. He and his wife have decorated their house with some of the poo poo in this thread. for their sake, the kid really doesn't care. Not just a single room, no no, like the whole loving place. I love them, but I really don't get how adults can dedicate their home decor to children's entertainment

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
I just can't believe George Lucas ever complained about how sacred his "creation" (to say nothing of the concept artists, makeup artists, set designers, writers that he hired/plagiarized) was. He would blubber on to the internet about how no one got it except him, but he was doing this poo poo since Day 1. "Star Wars: The Mascara". Holy hell. None of those ladies looks like they were in star wars. They look like runway models who sighed and said "eh, a gig's a gig."

No wonder Spaceballs pissed him off. Mel Brooks had his number.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


is this cannon

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
you have to like all this now, but ironically, but also because star wars is cool now becaus behold: we got all these good people working on it. mark hamil back. carry fisher back. inidana jones back. see, it perfect. so now, i would like you to stop shoving me into the men's stall beating the poo poo out of me while you flush the toilet with my head in it. it's okay for me to like star wars again. it have jayjay abramaham lincon in it. burble gurble duh. lightsaber!

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
gonna start selling my poos and call them ewok poos or jawa poos or something

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