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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Oh no not asian nerd wimp

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RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
zombies aren't even real. what a dumb show

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Modest Mauser posted:


Have they not used this very same gimmick on more than one occasion to justify a SUPER IMPORTANT character beating insurmountable odds ?


yeah they forgot about the zombie guts providing camouflage but I think Glenn will remember again for this big surprise, they probably won't show what happens next week either, they will make everybody wait a week.

or maybe Asians are immune to zombies, like Glenn will be all bit up but will not turn. The end of the series will be the Chinese airforce rescuing them all because zombies never happened in China

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

ElGroucho posted:

Oh no not asian nerd wimp
rip glenn

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Hello I'm a Korean named Glenn. Here's my British friend Rick. And our non-jew buddy Herschel.

Please ignore the black man named T-Dog. He didn't get the memo.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Lauren Cohan is a dream waifu




texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Yeah once they realize Glenn is dead which will probably be like the last episode this season :rolleyes:. Maggie will be the one to find hershels stupid watch locket, so fuckin gay. Still watching every episode this season.

Spectral Debt
Jan 23, 2004
9999 sucka
I miss Shane.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Spectral Debt posted:

I miss Shane.

Jon Bernthal was in recent movie Sicario

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
*pokes 20 zombies in head with pencil*

*runs around corner*

*sees 3 zombies in street*

'oh no we're surrounded'

*black people get eaten by zombies*

'noooo yolanda!'

*roll credits*

*black characters get replaced by similar black characters next week*

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

etalian posted:

Jon Bernthal was in recent movie Sicario

He's going to be the Punisher in the MCU

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

ElectricSheep posted:

He's going to be the Punisher in the MCU

he owns

dogstile
May 1, 2012

fucking clocks
how do they work?

RideTheSpiral posted:

*pokes 20 zombies in head with pencil*

*runs around corner*

*sees 3 zombies in street*

'oh no we're surrounded'

*black people get eaten by zombies*

'noooo yolanda!'

*roll credits*

*black characters get replaced by similar black characters next week*

I too, get hung up on race in my zombie media.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

RideTheSpiral posted:

*pokes 20 zombies in head with pencil*

*runs around corner*

*sees 3 zombies in street*

'oh no we're surrounded'

*black people get eaten by zombies*

'noooo yolanda!'

*roll credits*

*black characters get replaced by similar black characters next week*

im the black ronin chick

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Frostwerks posted:

im the black ronin chick

Mo'jimbo

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Can anyone confirm if the characters gently caress in this show? I'm still bitter about not learning if or if not Steve jobs hosed and I'm not watching ubless there is a gently caress

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Captain Yossarian posted:

Can anyone confirm if the characters gently caress in this show? I'm still bitter about not learning if or if not Steve jobs hosed and I'm not watching ubless there is a gently caress

a hot latina girls gets boned while a goon watches in the background.


Glenn and Maggie had a gently caress tower in the prison season.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Wow ok that's all I need to know that sounds like my kind of show!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

City of Tampa posted:

glenn's not dead, he pulled the suicide guy down on top of him and that's whose organs you see the zombies eating. Glenn is gonna roll under the dumpster and cover himself in zombie guts or something like that. They didn't even do a memorial for him on Talking Dead.

This or nothing:

Surprisingly Dope
Jan 12, 2011

Lope burgs again
Never watched it OP.

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe
In this weeks Z Nation the gang chains George R.R. Martins bloated corpse to a chair and force it to sign autographs.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

that implies the absolute fucker would ever have a new book to sign

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
The whole zombie genre is a conservative fantasy about shooting fellow citizens and getting away with it.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Smelly Bohemian posted:

The whole zombie genre is a conservative fantasy about shooting fellow citizens and getting away with it.

So is being a police officer

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

mind the walrus posted:

This or nothing:



yeah that's gonna happen, Glenn is going to survive the zombies so that a Wolf can smash his head in. I'd be willing to bet on it.

kindermord
Jun 5, 2003
ducks is chickens with swimmy toes

Smelly Bohemian posted:

The whole zombie genre is a conservative fantasy about shooting fellow citizens and getting away with it.

conservatives are retards because if shooting fellow citizens is their fantasy they should be liberals so they can shoot millions of fellow citizens irl and write it off as breaking a few eggs

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

mind the walrus posted:

This or nothing:



in the first picture it kinda looks like the guy is forcing him to suck on his dick and then he says he's taking it like a champ makes you think or hell at the least it makes ME think

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

etalian posted:

Jon Bernthal was in recent movie Sicario

He was really good in The Wolf Of Wall Street, hope to see him in some higher-profile roles

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
Are the comics as bad as the show? Reading summaries makes them sound just unrelentingly awful.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Smelly Bohemian posted:

Are the comics as bad as the show? Reading summaries makes them sound just unrelentingly awful.

The governor got a spoon shoved into his rear end then had that same spoon dig out one of his eyes.

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

Smelly Bohemian posted:

Are the comics as bad as the show? Reading summaries makes them sound just unrelentingly awful.

rick didnt get his hand cut off and glenn didnt shave his head

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Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax

Wicker Man posted:

The governor got a spoon shoved into his rear end then had that same spoon dig out one of his eyes.

See, that's pretty much my take on the comics. A lot of the same stuff happens that happens on the show, ONLY WAY WORSE and pointlessly so. Like the writer's in a competition with himself to see how far he can push soul-sucking awfulness and gratuitous evil.

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