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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Helical Nightmares posted:

That's a disease not a hobby
the only cure being "growing up"

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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Runefaust posted:

The girlfriend and I had the awesome task of clearing out her mother's storage - and while it sadly did not contain any dildos, we came across a resume one of her mother's friend that she just had to save because her mom thought it was hilarious/idiotic.

I present to you, goons, a small snipet:



It's beautiful.

HE WRITES LIKE A GBS POSTER


im....

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Thanks for posting your resume, OP.

sout
Apr 24, 2014

Rambling Robot posted:

HE WRITES LIKE A GBS POSTER


im....

When will Lowtax start banning people who post
"Im a very well Liked individual"?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

sout posted:

When will Lowtax start banning people who post
"Im a very well Liked individual"?

Might as well just throw out the whole forum in that case

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
where did you find my resume op?

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

man I wish I was an LA YOUNG MAN

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

We all have a priceless gem inside of us, Op

It is our virginity

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

Runefaust posted:

I'll take more pics later and post. This was by far the funniest part and only took a single pic due to rushing.
It's later, let's see more

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

That Robot posted:

holy poo poo is it impossible for some people to keep their hobbies to themselves and not mention them in every social interaction?

The curse of the 'tism

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Glasgow Kiss posted:

The curse of the 'tism

this is exactly what he was talking about! stop that!!

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
OP post more of it or im downgrading this to a 4

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
im the books on franchises

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Nice "original post," OP. Now, where's the rest of the "hilarious resume" for us to "read w/ satisfaction?"

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun
The OJ reference is just so... confusing. I want to work with this person and hear interesting stories.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

ThePriceIsRight posted:

future operating systems


:prepop:

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE
Is this thread a Turing test?

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

everyone remembers the dot com bubble, when fortran coders were treated as gods.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Sean price bump

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TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



ALL THE PROGRAMS !!!!!!!!! should be sufficient evidence for any IT based work.

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